Just for the sake of being fair, Steam does do one thing which is anticompetitive; they require publishers don’t sell their games for less than they do on Steam.

If you think about this for a moment you’ll realise it’s in the publisher’s best interest to agree to this.

Looks like Please, Don’t Touch Anything on steroids

It’s hilarious to me that Epic will never introduce features like this, and also complain Steam has a monopoly, as if they’re at all comparable

I don’t know how Christians eat the flesh and drink the blood and don’t think anything other than “I’m in a fucking cannibal cult”.

I don’t know how the Christians see this and think anything other than “this is some evil shit”.

Games are art. I have full respect for an artist who does not compromise their vision for someone who refuses to engage with the art, on the artists terms.

A lot of people played The Witcher 3 and thought the combat was boring, but never spent time preparing for battle by considering which oils and potions to use - because they didn’t need to. They were playing on easy or normal.

These people robbed themselves of the experience of immersing themselves in the role of a Witcher, and turned each encounter into a button masher.

Imagine being a developer and seeing people shit on your game for ‘unengaging combat’.

Now, sure, you can make the argument that that’s just one element of The Witcher 3, and some people are playing for the story - and fair enough.

But there isn’t anything analogous in the Souls franchise. The gameplay IS bashing your head against a wall for ten hours. You don’t get to just turn down the difficulty, breeze through every boss on the first try, and claim the game is boring.

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Diabetes Stranding

**fungeon

Where’s my upstream explicit sync lads

“The veals”

I think they’re called calf’s until they leave the abattoir.

Discharge though. Ew.

Paragraphs are your friends

Took me a minute lol

Pacific Rim | Winnie the Pooh

Evangelion | Also Winnie the Pooh

It should read:

And if he spins around fast enough his hat will look as if the wojack rolling around is animated.

The other bit of irony is that being the 46th would disqualify him from being the 47th

His hat reads 45-47

That’s wrong. It implies he was the 46th president too.

It should read 45, 47

What a dumbass.

For the uninitiated, to be “ratio’d” means you had more comments than likes.

Because there are no downvotes on Twitter, being radio’d is synonymous with a shit take.

Isn’t this the same argument as “if women can’t have abortions, they will stop having sex”?

Nobody gets married under the assumption they will get divorced. Marriage is supposed to be a gesture of a life long commitment.

On top of that, there are financial benefits to getting married.

I highly doubt this would stop anyone from getting married.

People should stop getting married because it’s a government contract based in religion - it’s gross and I don’t want either of those things being involved in my relationships.