I can say from experience that every single person who makes, installs, or maintains POS systems thinks the exact same.

Wow, way different feel when the gnome’s about to get torn apart.

“How are you doing this Vincent? How have you done any of this?”

“You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.”

-Gattaca

If you had just put Vicodin instead of Morphine it would have been 100% accurate. Although he does take Morphine a couple times as well, so maybe that’s just splitting hairs.

If you’re not masturbating with me then you must be masturbating against me.

I’ve never had a download tagged as SuccessfulCrab that wasn’t malware. I don’t know enough about them to know if that’s their fault or the indexers’.

I haven’t seen the movie, but the book is very detailed about how the death march is tearing apart their bodies and minds. Some basically sleepwalk and get the tiniest fraction of rest. But even those that do are driven insane.

I’m not really a fan of most of King’s work, but The Long Walk is worth a read even if you don’t like his other stuff.

Madder Max

Don’t worry, the official standards are changing soon. Elon and others are already training us on the correct way to honor our supreme leader!

I misread the title as, “Nintendo of America President Doug Bowser to Retire at End of War” and didn’t even question it until I clicked on the article.

I was thinking of Norm Macdonald’s monologue when he got to host SNL after being fired.

I always get the thought, “This can’t be normal. Guess I’m dying.”

You could say the same about Hannibal Lector, but I wouldn’t eat him. I do eat pork, though.

Make sure you get the original version of Ghost in the Shell. I recently decided to rewatch and could only find my 2008 remaster DVD, where they replaced some scenes with CGI. It was absolute trash, and my DVD didn’t seem to have the unaltered version available.

Gattaca and Children of Men are still my top two. Absolute masterpieces that should be seen by everyone.

Something I realized while reading this is that I can’t think of any quotes from it. Besides “Bazinga”, but that was designed to be intentionally annoying and then was used to mock the show.

I can think of references to basically every other sitcom I’ve seen, and I can vaguely remember some scenes from BBT, but nothing quotable. My spouse liked it, so I’ve seen every episode at least once, but it was honestly pretty forgettable.

My verdict was originally “not bad”. But maybe being forgettable was it’s best quality.

I promised a number of hours under any sane estimate and delivered four days over the estimate. Success.

Is that salami or raw ground beef?

That was the part that made me laugh.

“You’re free to join the conversation”

“Am I?”