spending money on put fa’s in water

Sorry? PFAS?

Mmm ice flavour, my second favourite after air flavour

Seriously though they said flavoured alts

Alcohol is dirt cheap in USA

Then theres people with utility water thats literal poison eg Flint Michigan

Sadly bottled water is necessary in some cases, I just hope the effectice circular ecosystem of plastic bottle recycling ive heard about also applies to these water bottles (I heard it used as an excuse to support pop bottles being plastic but it sounds like bullshit until proven)

As for the copious microplastics…

Me watching the new hire do the same

Oh god it’s such a useless pile of shit over there

Theres almost nothing of value left anymore

Yup I was stuck on that for some time… too much work to type you but you still include the 're ?? What kind of absolute derangment is this

Or take your money just for existing

Honestly nothing brings me back down to earth and resets (almost) all my stress and worries like spending time in a forest

Trees are awesome they deserve so much more respect, theyve been around for so much longer than us just chilling making oxygen and a habitat

Spotting wildlife is also entertaining

The sound is critical for me, pure nature noises, no human geberated crap like cars or yelling or construction or whatever

People try to diss me

Say my rhymes are sissy

Why, because I rap about reality

Like me and my grandma having a cup of tea?

Aint no party like my nanas tea party

Hey, hoo

I love these guys

Ive never heard anything more logical in my life, and I am a cold unthinking machine running on pure logic

Checkmate

Chemo foot, there it is

I’ve seen a fox and coyotes in the suburbs of Toronto, a major city of more than a million

And in the same neighborhood there is a constant stream of missing cat posters

Yes and wasps are important pollinators too

Hmm so your Israeli eh?

How I look at everyone else when I back into my parking spot

Yeah were fuckin forced

I have an appointment in Toronto and I live in Kitchener. I can drive for 1.5hrs to get there, or lets take 4hrs out of my day to take 5 different buses to get there. Thats also ignoring the trip to Waterloo international airport because my work is nearby and thats where the bus leaves from.

Then I have to turn around and spend another 4hrs getting back? Or if its after 8pm im fucked theres apparently no way to even get back all the way, id have to take a taxi or uber accross kitchener

Also this will cost me probably $100 round trip too

So yeah were pretty forced into driving

Merely implied

Dodge the question then

I was hooked from the first episode