I’d rather go to some nice lady who know what all herbs do what than Dr fuckin oz

The Polluting Medal of Pollution, perhaps?

Radical centrist brainworms

I’m like not 100% sure what floor traders even do besides pose for reaction photos when the stock market does something. Basically professional mourners but for capitalism.

Michael: GOB, get rid of the Seaward

Lucille: I’ll leave when I’m good and ready

So…just a C?

Ah yes the fucking police, who are famously un-unionized.

This is me! I bought a new bike last year. Although not a youth…

Fuck it, slice me off a piece

WILDCARD, BABY!

You’re so fuckin far out of your element, Johnny

Yuup. Fuck my 401k. I’d trade the whole think to watch Trump finally face a single consequence.

But like at some point the rubber hits the road. Why doesn’t trump simply turn the food back on like the water in Cali? They’re going to have to roll this back or there will most certainly be bread riots.

Oh man I read this like 15 years ago and recall loving it. Unfortunately that’s about all I recalled. Thanks for the refresher! I might need to pick it up again.

Smoke breaks: smoking will happen during your shift and you will ash your cigs into the fabric scrap bins.

Thank you, Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Management

Yeah I just like making random KOTH references

You know what Ford stands for, eh?

Fix It Again, Tony

Jam a bastard in it, you crap!

Looked like Jonestown at his speech last night.

Yuuup. If I wanted to watch a guy suck himself off for two hours, I’d pick someone more attractive.