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what’s a power bottom in lesbian?

schick? venus?

habeeb it

you know, i’ve never tried it, but i do have faith that you are very wrong, wouldn’t you just suck the air through the straw too?

i have done my research and i personally choose to believe that they’re grumpin’ us, it sounds too good to not be true

don’t trust a cathboy either

dear onlookers, i swear i am not a furry, dear op, there is this app called Barq that i haven’t made any lasting friendships on, but the people i’ve connected with are weird enough that their interests are usually more likely to line up with mine, my most reliable pokemon go raid buddy i met through it, also i used an app for a bit called Meetup that had a lot of weekly events and stuff on it, went to a few game nights in random cafes around my town through it, so depending on your area that can help

yeah, you tell him! pootie will show him the business now, stupid kid

instructions unclear, got turned into a zombie by cersei lannister

tbh i feel like, in mine own litntl romantic heart, that’s what would make it even better, so i guess that i just have a duty now then, i hate the burdens of creativity, but we do need it -_-

my belief that your belief has little impact on the reality?

but- my doctor told me that although i’m bedridden, if i just start fasting, i’ll be able to walk without pain again 🧐🤌 /s

edit: this is a joke about the american healthcare system frequently deciding that overweight patients would not have a problem if they weren’t overweight, and many doctors also preaching the CICO (calories in, calories out) method, it is a joke agreeing with the poster

is “women just have a way of shutting all that down” 10yrs old yet?

the ability to scan one’s brain to unlock all the memories that i hope are still stored in there, uses would be things like knowing exactly how many times you’ve sneezed, how many sandwinches you’ve eaten, how many total minutes spent hiccuping, and you take the information and compare your stats with friends

this right here, like i seriously don’t understand what op is looking for from us, uh if she gaslit you so bad then why care? what’s the worth? what are you going to do? like just stop talking to her if it’s on her, she doesn’t owe the guy anything still he’s here trying to put her on trial on the internet, weird af, i’d probably lie to op too if i was stuck having to be personable to the guy, imagine she found this, i’d know dude had my murder planned up for sure

i have this thing where when i’m focused, but switching tasks, i’ll click my tongue but it’s always the tune of nick nick nick n’nick nick nick o lo dea onnn

i just lost the game…

they rly gonna be out here clockin the gay dogs

just give it to me straight internetor, is my outdoor cat cancelled or not?