He’s a genius billionaire, so we should always listen to what he says, no matter how stupid it is.

/s

Anything is against religious law if you try hard enough.

Actually, you don’t have to try that hard 🤷‍♂️

Simple, if you’re a white man with money, you can do whatever you want and get away with it.

🤷‍♂️

Yeah, trump will end the war, but not in the way you want, and not in a good way.

Does that voter not understand that many more people will die because trump?

But hey, at least the voter is principled. 🤦‍♂️

Jeebus, u okay Microsoft? 😬

Do it.

Fuck around and find out.

The sad thing is, the nation will care more about porn than abortion rights. 🤦‍♂️

Wow, what a genius!

/s

Some call Uncle Roger! 😮‍

Licht deeznutz

LOL

gottem

but seriously tho, I hope he’s right. His 13 keys to winning seems sensible 🤷

Dredd (2012)

Only America is allowed to steal data 😤

Silently judging you 😑

Were there any aggressive/scary poll watchers?

Can’t stop, won’t stop.

…dropping out 😛

he’s asslighting the audience 💩

🚽

Someone call Alanis Morisette 🤣

She bought healthcare from Obama? 😮

Gotta protect the special little white boy 🥺

/s

Jeebus, something is seriously wrong if you have to ask north Korea for help. 😬