So you take her for walks I assume? How is that going? My cat is basically not walking on the leash.

Uggh. That’s dark

Who is the verified Wendy’s, and who allowed them to speak?

This should be a TheOnion article 🤣

A phone won’t vibrate strongly enough for you? You could adjust the intensity of those you know

I’m kinda seeing this meme every month somewhere. It’s old, but always valid

Why three tries in the top panel? It normally takes me 4, bcs I also try it sideways - but you got it right the first time, noi?

And then you always get that one girl saying: “Yeah whatever let them look at my nudies, I dont’ care”…

IMO we all should - pay for Free software. I won’t mind if devs start putting a price tag on their work, and it should be the norm to donate to our most-used FOSS projects. I’m just having problems deciding who to donate to, because if all the stuff we use on Linux day in, day out were for pay, I couldn’t afford it

Who didn’t let the Gorilla into the Opera house? The people in charge of that decision

Actually, having sex on the road while driving isn’t fun.

I don’t know what my o-face looks like, because my partner refuses to hold up a mirror while fucking. But there probably should be one with clenched teeth in the gallery

Satanic Christmas?