In his house at R’lyeh dead Cat-thulhu waits dreaming.
An early bird in the hand gets the low hanging fruit in the bush.
In his house at R’lyeh dead Cat-thulhu waits dreaming.
It’s a teleportation device.
That’ll happen after a solid meatspinning. Merry-go-rounds can be pretty dangerous too if you’re not careful.
Not sure I love that definition, a dog walk should be relaxing and enjoyable for all involved parties.
That’s not her, it’s an im-pasta!
I want to believe that the kids mentioned in posts like this are playing along with their parents’ delusions so they don’t have to sit through another lecture about how the Federal Reserve is a Ponzi scheme and they’re chemtrailing us with fluoride.
A wild backhoe appears!
Tickling Strangers’ Anuses.
Suits heard about this secret sauce called AI that can cut down on the need for those pesky humans that are always looking for handouts and luxuries like a living wage and benefits. The consumer will have to accept it when the only choices they’re offered are varying flavors of the same shit.
I’m just surprised they didn’t set it at 6 based on the whole Aisha thing. Guess they’re going by the age when their book says Muhammed started having sex with her.
Well great, now you’ve told everyone.
That’s a fair point, I was just enjoying the image of the average “I was gonna join but…” doing sloppy dive rolls down supermarket aisles and saluting anything that moved.
The colon is also a great source of humor.
Maybe not in the air force but it’s totally a thing for secret agent Delta Recon SEAL Raider Green Berets like aodhswhateverthefuck up there. They’re so elite, they’ll even salute civilians.
Not necessarily, fingers crossed.
Son of a Bitch of Sam, Al Canine and the BTK (Bacon, Treats and Kibble) killer lock their doors at night in case this shady character is out for a prowl.
Just some asshole.
Don’t feel bad, it took a bunch of people a long time to find him.
… Asked the brain about itself. Typical narcissistic brain behavior, don’t see the other organs doing it.