Ass as in donkey and ass as in butt have different etymologies. The donkey one likely comes from Latin asinus and the butt one is from dropping the r in arse, which comes from the PIE root *ors- meaning butt/backside

If you’re a terminal weirdo like me I’d recommend Taskwarrior

Good. Leave us behind. We chose this.

I read the r in purses as an s at first but the joke still worked

In that case the US can just arm the resistance groups. Nothing bad has ever happened by doing that.

I’m just using a self hosted git repo with markdown files. I was having trouble finding something open source that I could edit with vim that also had a good mobile solution. I also didn’t want to get locked into a file format that was specific to an app.

Markdown is ubiquitous and I use git all the time as a developer so it was easier to tack something onto an existing workflow. It’s a little janky but at least I won’t be screwed by devs abandoning whatever app I was using.

For a good minute or 2 today a leaf blower, chainsaw, and police sirens combined powers to just fuck my shit up

I found it to surprisingly easy to read. I knew about the characters beforehand but never saw them used extensively in words I understand. Let’s bring ðem back

It has to be if your name is on it

Now the day I was born The nurses all gathered 'round And they gazed in wide wonder At the horror they had found The head nurse spoke up Said, “Leave this one for dead” She could tell right away That my bones were bad

My bones are bad My bones are bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad B-B-B-B-Bad

My bones are bad

I pop in every month or so. I’ll see ya around!

I think it’s like the old trope of asking a fish how the water is and they reply “what’s water?”

Nevermind the bolder, what is going on with random boxes on the ceiling? Did the architect forget to include the ductwork in their design or something?

More like Slim Weeny

Only classic rock, country, and blues are manly? I didn’t know metal, rap, and military marches were for little girls

I think I got “cunT” once and gave myself a heart attack because I thought I had accidentally committed a frustrated debugging log message to a work repo. I found it while searching for swears but it was in a file I hadn’t changed

Lame nerds who think sex outside of marriage and weed are bad

I tried it out because of the memes and stuck with it because there wasn’t a bunch of extra stuff I don’t need distracting me. I kinda forget I’m using arch btw

I the like the Han dynasty because it was run by a sole smuggler

Did you have the light switch outside the bathroom too? That way your friends can make you poop in the dark