Perpetually tired mental health counselor, sometimes retro game streamer, comedian, Mensan, coffee connoisseur, bacon lover, chronic pain survivor, nefarious pirate, and generally all-round nice dude…
I feel you. I had that 2 weeks ago. Corporate mandated picnic that was 5 hours of seminars that could have been a 5 minute newsletter followed by an hour of corporate landed “fun.” Plus I had to work after, so my day was 13 hours while everyone else got to go home with a full day’s pay.
Today it’s a “mandatory” 9am staff meeting with the director and another 13 hour day.
One of the most offensive images she has ever seen…
We’ve got people parading around flying Nazi flags, but sure, THIS is the most offensive thing she’s seen…
His operator just walked away. Even puppeteers have bathroom emergencies.
Excellent game! So satisfying when you get a run that totally breaks everything! And it just got a true online coop mod! Previously you could play with one Fight and up to three players could be Orbs.
“At the tone, please state your name.”
Me: “Momit’smeI’matthecopshopattheboardwalkreadytogetpickedupi’llseeyousoonloveyoubye.”
"This is a collect call from “Momit’smeI’matthecopshopattheboardwalkreadytogetpickedupi’llseeyousoonloveyoubye.” To accept charges, press 1. To refuse charges, press 2.
Mom: Presses #2 and picks up her keys
Crap… Somebody’s really got to stop Duarte before he goes too far…
Knowing how a several modern drinks got their start, it probably had a decent amount of coke and/or lithium in it.
Sorry, I’m legally required to post this or they’ll cut off my Johnson…
Then there is no longer a point to staying within the union.
I’ve tried almost all of them, Connect had the nicer feel and I was able to customize it similar to BaconReader. The dev is quick to respond and push fixes too.
Sad thing is… People are going to believe it.
Someone will say they saw someone doing it or that the people who filmed it after were also the ones responsible. We’ll have a witch hunt over it and people’s lives are going to get ruined. All because donny numbnuts would rather it was a conspiracy against him than face the fact that it was a shitty job likely made worse by whatever they dumped in after to kill the algae.
Or maybe we’ll just go bomb Cuba to distract from it all…
Only reason I know is because I’ve been collecting since I was a kid. I’ve got three loose copies, shame they’re not worth anything… I’d be happy to separate some stupid people from their money.
Going to point out that actual boxed copies of just Super Mario Bros. Is actually on the more rare side, since it was quickly bundled with the NES and the version with Duck Hunt came out pretty quickly.
It may have sold 30 million copies, but a large majority of them are either the Duck Hunt combo or the one with Duck Hunt and World Class Track Meet. Kinda the same way Stadium Events is that much more rare because of the bundled, renamed version.
That being said, people have too much fucking money…
The La-Mulana series. They’re side scrolling metroidvanias that absolutely hate you. Getting hit is frequently fatal. Finding secrets aren’t just for fun, they’re a requirement. Puzzles range from pretty easy to “What in the actual fuck? How do I get there?” Hints are puzzles on their own. To top it all off, the lore is amazing and very well planned out. You’re basically setting out with nothing but a whip on a quest to look for your father and, in the process, you find god…
I’ve managed to beat both a few times and can say, they are, by far, two of the most difficult and well constructed games I’ve ever played.
Seriously, just stop answering. Make sure your contacts are up to date. Only accept calls from people you know.
When you get an unknown caller, don’t pick up. Don’t click decline. Declining let’s them know there’s a live person on the other end. Just let it ring until their system times out and hangs up. Let it happen enough and they slow down to a stop. I’ve seriously only gotten one in the past 5 months.
If you don’t answer and it’s actually something important, they’ll leave a message. The scammers never, ever do.
In Connect I’ve got a button for it.
But the markdown is ###### for tiny text
The numbers are slightly skewed because one of them is currently serving a presidential term.
He will*
We’re stealing it, obviously… From Russian shadow fleet tankers, Venezuela, and Iran. Trump hasn’t even been quiet about it, not that he ever is…