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The Narcissist’s Prayer

That didn’t happen.

And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. <— You are here

And if it was, that’s not a big deal.

And if it is, that’s not my fault.

And if it was, I didn’t mean it.

And if I did, you deserved it.

Time to start painting landscapes.

All that to still misspell Bärenstein

Trying to help people that didn’t know about the alternatives.

Same as most gas station boner pills. It’s cheaper and easier to just compound the real stuff than it is to come up with something else. When they get caught they “change the formula” and put it right back on the market.

One of the best parts of receiving a present is getting to unwrap it.

Trump said it himself the other day. I’m paraphrasing a little bit because I don’t feel like finding the exact quote, but when talking about Republicans that don’t support this war against Iran he said something like “They’re not maga, I am.”

Historically speaking the cult of personality disappears once the leader dies. Nobody likes Vance and nobody is afraid of him. Yes, he’s going to be bad, but not nearly as bad as what we have.

Magats don’t get into heaven.

No, they don’t

So, Gen X that are acting like boomers then?

There are rare actual medical reasons for it, but the vast majority should have never happened.

I literally quoted the part that says apes are monkeys by any definition of the word.

The distinction between apes and monkeys is complicated by the traditional paraphyly of monkeys: Apes emerged as a sister group of Old World Monkeys in the catarrhines, which are a sister group of New World Monkeys. Therefore, cladistically, apes, catarrhines and related contemporary extinct groups such as Parapithecidae are monkeys as well, for any consistent definition of “monkey”. “Old World monkey” may also legitimately be taken to be meant to include all the catarrhines, including apes and extinct species such as Aegyptopithecus,[12][13][14][15] in which case the apes, Cercopithecoidea and Aegyptopithecus emerged within the Old World monkeys.

Source:https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ape

All apes are monkeys, but not all monkeys are apes.

Mexicans. At least some of them.

Whiny? No. Openly mocking?

You can probably disregard the opinion of anyone that thinks a thorn will somehow magically screw with AI scrapers (though realistically they’re just doing it for the attention).

Honestly? The more Epstein emails that are released the more you find that it was in large part due to suggestions he made to other influential people.

Do it anyway. Consequences for violating court orders don’t exist anymore.

Well, according to the poem, if a certain part of your anatomy is long enough, you could suck it.