I literally quoted the part that says apes are monkeys by any definition of the word.
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The distinction between apes and monkeys is complicated by the traditional paraphyly of monkeys: Apes emerged as a sister group of Old World Monkeys in the catarrhines, which are a sister group of New World Monkeys. Therefore, cladistically, apes, catarrhines and related contemporary extinct groups such as Parapithecidae are monkeys as well, for any consistent definition of “monkey”. “Old World monkey” may also legitimately be taken to be meant to include all the catarrhines, including apes and extinct species such as Aegyptopithecus,[12][13][14][15] in which case the apes, Cercopithecoidea and Aegyptopithecus emerged within the Old World monkeys.
All apes are monkeys, but not all monkeys are apes.
Mexicans. At least some of them.
21·3 days agoWhiny? No. Openly mocking?
You can probably disregard the opinion of anyone that thinks a thorn will somehow magically screw with AI scrapers (though realistically they’re just doing it for the attention).
2·4 days agoHonestly? The more Epstein emails that are released the more you find that it was in large part due to suggestions he made to other influential people.
Do it anyway. Consequences for violating court orders don’t exist anymore.
7·10 days agoWell, according to the poem, if a certain part of your anatomy is long enough, you could suck it.
31·21 days agoTo answer the question: a lot of touring bands have all their bookings handled by either a manager or the label. They may not have even known they were a part of the festival until it was announced.
3·22 days agoSweetums. I’ve been told that I’m the human version already.
With a heavy dose of “See! Both parties really are the same!”
I’ve seen the video. Dude got more than his feelings hurt. He got his ass beat by a bunch of middle schoolers after he attacked a girl.
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8·1 month agoProjectIvy launcher is super easy to install and set as default.
Hey Carney! We’ll trade you the NFC North for Alberta! (Totally not self-serving because I live in one of those states…)
It’s for a Superbowl ad
I saw them described as tasting like “barbecue raccoon ankles”…
Yes. An overwhelming majority do not want to join the US.
There are rare actual medical reasons for it, but the vast majority should have never happened.