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Does this mean that when CNN says, “It’s raining.” I will still need to put my hand out the window?

When I play video game and at every 10,000 points.

Miss Frizzle is so dope.

When someone makes a move, of which we don’t approve, who is it that always intervenes?

Ughh…

What a good boy you’ve been making the world less safe for everyone. Would you like a pat on the head and a sippy cup of vodka? What exactly is positive that he wants the media to focus on? Rising costs, new and renewed hatred of the American empire? Dead people? What is positive except profits for corporate masses? Holy mother of all that is good, tell me what is positive?

The universe had a chance and blew it, the mountain is 420 feet too tall. I’lll see myself out.

Gull of wisdom…

Have you met my friend, Heffalump? He talks me down during these times of inconsistency…

Why is everyone so upset that I put soap in the city font?

STOP BREAKING THE LAW, ASSHOLES!

DO NOT OBEY ILLEGAL ORDERS

How many will have died because the court had to decide now? The damage is done. The damage is the point.

The follow-up is, “Why?”

DO NOT give Todd any more ideas…please.

Is this how the Borg began? Suddenly makes more sense with the outfits.

inb4 WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED THIS WOULD HAPPEN?

The ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE needs fuel! Don’t worry, it’s a very small chance that your children will be selected, just make sure to stay tuned to the gladiator events and serial dramas between the news that the ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE is satisfied for the moment. Check your lottery numbers today to find out if you’ve won an all expenses paid trip, no luggage necessary, to EASTASIA WESTASIA! Don’t worry, if you’re watching this now, you’re probably not on the list of the ORPHAN KILLING MACHINE!
fucking /s

What do we call it when it happens in real life? The News…
Do I put the /s?

I am so changeable. Tee Hee.