“We make more money from cars. We half assed the walking instructions. Good luck and fuck you.”
“We make more money from cars. We half assed the walking instructions. Good luck and fuck you.”
Anecdotal, but my spouse was in surgery during the outage and it went fine, so I imagine they take precautions (like probably having a test machine for updates before they install anything on the real one, maybe)
Honestly I pretty much just use Lemmy to see the good old fashioned memes. Like everyone is saying, mastodon is the one if you want to follow people.
Is there a Lemmy equivalent of r/wooosh
Poor explanation. No images of non-birds for comparison.
Hell, Michigan lol
Yeah, that pretty much sums it up. I’m trying to stay close to my mom, and she’s desperately trying to hold the family together, so if I don’t do anything, he would play the victim and use my mom’s hurt feelings against me. So I’m most likely going to just do something very generic, like you said.
Pure evil.
Hey that would be easy, he hates football!
That’s the goal. There’s some drama right now that makes that really hard, but within a couple years that’s where we’re headed.
Hm… getting him more work, I love it.
I totally would but he’d throw a whole fit lol. Maybe for his birthday in a few months…
Yeah my wife loved the smell in the aisle, but it got old really fast at home lol
Hm… I wonder if Walmart still has watermelon scented candles. “But dad, it smells just like summer!”
My wife suggested “number one sad” with a card explaining that he was, in fact, my first dad lol
Ooh I like this. Especially since he hates strong smells.
That would be especially funny because he’s Mormon, and he’s very upset I’m not.
Honestly that’s kind of what I’m thinking. Then he has to store them, and he’d feel like he had to wear them at least once. Just a little upsetting for him.
Next version of Llama:
“As an AI assistant, I am only able to provide radical conservative opinions”