What would you like? I’m making a chicken sandwich right now…
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Cake day: June 11th, 2023
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You’d love me too much if you let me in your kitchen 🤷♂️
I’m drunk, what’s good?
3·10 months agoIce Peppers : Not recommended 👎
What does it taste like???
As far as I can find, it still hasn’t been actually released.
Still trying to keep up with the KFConsole…
Waltuh!
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1·11 months agoPuck Futin !!!
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I got shot in the head with a .38 last year about this time. My head still hurts.
Want a beer?
15 minutes could save you 15% or more…
That’s exactly what happened. I was wearing a half helmet anyways, so I was pretty much fucked already. When I saw her come thru the stop sign, I had exactly enough time to say “oh shit” and throw my right arm in front of my face. They dug 8 of my teeth out of my arm. She was driving a Pathfinder SUV which was tall enough that I somehow went under it and she drove over my head. I still vividly remember laying in the road for close to a half hour spitting blood so I wouldn’t drown and thinking about my kids. I had my jaw wired shut for 6 months and learned with missing teeth, you can put a straw thru and suck Thanksgiving dinner out of a blender. Damn that. MF shot me in the back of the head with a .38 and that’s been a whole new world of fun…
Looking back, the fatal mistake was not tightening the chin strap properly. I was told later that my bloody helmet was found a little past the accident.
Shhhh… I’m in that same train and DEFINITELY don’t wanna go back to jail 🤷♂️