I had a really nice washing machine. Then it broke. The manufacturer was dissolved 25 years ago.

I had a really nice cast iron pan. Then it fractured. Modern cast iron pans aren’t smooth.

I had a really nice car. Then a part broke. Replacement parts haven’t been available for 50 years.

I had a really nice flip phone. It was made by Nokia so it still works. People think it’s weird that I use a flip phone.

I had a really nice peace and quiet. Then someone invented ambulances. Now I cower in the corner of my bedroom hiding from manmade horrors beyond my comprehension.

APL exists. To me it’s about as fun as it is painful.

The moon not being made of cheese. The moon is in fact made of cheese. I do not care how much a bunch of nerds insist that it is not made of cheese. I am objectively correct about this and anyone who disagrees is wrong.

Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines

You can have an argument with a stop sign

There is a box. It’s a very old box. It might have a thing in it. Everyone tells you to not open it. The game tells you to not open it. You probably opened it on your first playthrough.