Use the acronym: BOSS

THERE IS, AS YET, INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWER.

Come on, “Pumpkin Spice” was right there.

Don’t give Tesla any ideas.

Dicks out for Harambe

Tits out for Koko?

barely held together by alcohol and a thin, icy, fragile exterior

I’m in this comment and I’m totally fine so stop asking.

Who’s going to play the cat?

Remy Malik, Ali Wong, or Kate McKinnon?

Wildcard option: Trevor Noah as Balthazar.

“Have a nice death, baby”

Lance’s double-finger-point gesture became one of my most deeply-ingrained childhood mannerisms.

Holy cow, that’s a deeeeeeeep memory that just floated back up.

Wololo

How do I shoot photons?

If it’s a wooden door that you’re screwing into, dab some match sticks with a little bit of liquid nails and gently hammer them into the stripped-out screw hole, and cut them flush with the hole. Once the glue dries, you can drive the screw back into the matches and it’ll have enough wood to bite into.