Decided to try this myself, lol

Toast until toaster

Leave it to a Russian to resort to personal insults once their argument falls apart:

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Found the developer

Do you really not know the difference between Hamas and Hezbollah?

I can sense your lack of friends through my phone screen. I almost feel sorry for you.

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Am I supposed to feel bad for a bunch of terrorists getting their dicks blown off?

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Source: trust me, bro

Getting a Litter-Robot 4 is the best purchase I’ve ever made. Wallet is still hurting a bit, but I have no regrets. Replaced 2 smelly litter boxes in my apartment with something that just sends me a notification once a week to empty the bin. It even tracks my cats weights, so it tells me who used the litter box, along with a chart of their weight.

You keep telling yourself that, bud

Why are your taco bell bags covered in grease

I do not miss 480p. Just go on YouTube and watch a video on the lowest resolution if you miss the experience lol

require no slave labour

Apparently this was mined in a Canadian-run “ethical diamond” mine with modern worker conditions, environment protections, and safety regulations. I was kinda surprised.

If every pork chop were perfect, we wouldn’t have hotdogs

Lmao I’ve never heard this saying before, love it

I got to climb into a particle accelerator to look at the acceleration coils. Pretty cool.

Can confirm, I was the camera