No shit, I saw this on TV a few days ago.

https://www.themoviedb.org/tv/84532-britain-s-most-historic-towns/season/1/episode/2

Not the first terrible person he’s had a guest on that podcast. Also not the only terrible person in that episode.

T-Bird: You know that Lake Erie actually caught on fire once from all the crap floating around in it? I wish I coulda seen that.

I thought Lucinda Console was a singer

A hundred years ago the atmosphere was filled with walkable neighborhoods with good transit.

“What you’re doing is immoral. I want a cut.”

If there were any remaining doubt whether advisers within the Trump Administration are actively pushing to end the independence of the Federal Reserve, there should now be none. It is now the independence and credibility of the Department of Justice that are in question.

This dipshit thinks there’s a question about whether the DOJ is independent?

What’s the best way to clean guinea pig urine off a keyboard?

If anything the hashes drew more attention to it.

Anything by Mary Roach or Carlo Rovelli

All we’ve needed this whole time is a raccoon trap.

I would be honored if Michael Phelps gave me all his gold medals from Beijing. Then I’d be the best swimmer of all time.

“We’ll figure out the accountability mechanisms at the appropriate time,” Jeffries told reporters.

Didn’t realize this was an inappropriate time to try to stop them from kidnapping and murdering people.

Mixing up Pennywise versions. True madness.

Titanic. Rose Dawson struggling to make it as an actress while staying under the radar of Cal and her mother.

Have you tried bombing the violence?

I’m against it

As jaded and sad as I am about how bad things are, it is at least shedding some light on problems we have had for a lot longer. Trump didn’t invent all of this, he just magnified it and drew attention to it. It is definitely possible that within my lifetime there comes a point where we start to change course. It will take generations to unwind and build something new and better, but I would be patriotic about moving in the right direction, even while we still have a long way to go.

And also we don’t give a shit about the UN

Abducted?