Questionable: the 2023 movie Napoleon is entirely British and American actors. It is historically accurate. 🤔

universal healthcare

*me, looking at you like you’re some sort of communist

Sorry to disappoint, but you’re just getting props from me.

Ah! That’s the name of the SCP short story right?

IDK, the first thing that came to my mind was an SCP where everyone started mushing into other people and making giant blobs because the sun (?) went crazy.

It should just be PEASS

When life give you lemons, label them as avocado and look the other way.

being allergic to chickpeas is a choice

SEND HIM TO THE RE-EDUCATION CAMP

Love is communism. >:(

ah shit! we need to unionize alrdy

!linuxcracksupport@lemmy.world

Not sure if this C is about the same thing, but there it is. Linux crack.

You need to unionize.

…the pet snack bakery down the road.

I had two cats that had been living with two dogs for a couple years by then. The dogs would of course get belly rubs allll the tiimee, and I guess the cats seen this happening and learned from it. Thus, I was able to give belly rubs to my two cats IF AND ONLY IF they were already on their backs chillin’. Otherwise I would die.

Forever unimpressed lol. What a cutie.

you must be a sexy AI lady

Anon wants to livestream

You want to livestream

You should both livestream

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BlueSky does I think. Perhaps not exactly, but it lets you remove quotes people made on your posts, or something like that.

cue other bigot that thinks that this makes it an echo chamber

at least they have trigger discipline