https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portal:Current_events
Only very short summaries of what happened, linked to Wikipedia article for more reading.
Here you go: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/unix.errors.html
(% represents the csh, $ represents the bourne shell)
% "How poorly would you rate the Unix (so-called) user interface?
Unmatched ".
% rm congressional-ethics
rm: congressional-ethics nonexistent
% ar m God
ar: God does not exist
% [Where is Jimmy Hoffa?
Missing ].
% ^How did the sex change^ operation go?
Modifier failed.
% If I had a ( for every $ Congress spent, what would I have?
Too many ('s.
%make love
Make: Don't know how to make love. Stop.
% sleep with me
bad character
% got a light?
No match.
% man: why did you get a divorce?
man:: Too many arguments.
% ^What is saccharine?
Bad substitute.
% \(-
(-: Command not found.
% sh
$ PATH=pretending! /usr/ucb/which sense
no sense in pretending
$ drink <bottle; opener
bottle: cannot open
opener: not found
$ mkdir matter; cat >matter
matter: cannot create
Or, in a System V (att) universe:
$ cat "can of food"
cat: cannot open can of food
Sounds vaguely like Persian food
Did you say throw, loop, and sleep?
Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome, says Dr. Dsyase Mordnila Patonsie Mordnila Pasi Taft fat.
Whenever someone asks me why I don’t use graphical user interface, I tell them that “graphical” comes from the Greek word for “to write”, so my command line is actually a GUI
Episode “The Sentence” from The Outer Limits (1996)
Their head can detach so you can put them under the mini guillotine
I love Emacs. Thanks for teaching me someyhing today
I agree that there shouldn’t be official names for versions.
Does anyone know how well it scales? I’m using Shotwell at the moment and it’s becoming very slow
The Matrix Diagonalized The Matrix Transposed The Matrix Decomposed
Why do bartenders hate making piña colada? (I feel guilty now)
War, what is it good?
Ah yes, the Petronas single tower
The recline is needed for overnight flights. On short haul, it’s unnecessary indeed. I think some airline have ordered seats without recline already.