Wait till orange dictator is in office.

“invented”

Block them. Trolls are not worth the trouble.

Yep.

pool in his room

Come on. You’re making this up, don’t you? Or are there really people who have a pool in their kids room?

Come on, that’s too wild.

So the energy this truck uses is harnessed via mining and loading… Essentially this energy was stored in the ore via geological processes.

This truck uses continental drift as his fuel.

Never implied anything like what you fantasize here, especially not something like “getting dates only when clean” and other bullshit.

If you never get a date then personal hygiene may play a role, that much is true. But there’s a myriad of other issues that influence your success with the wanted person/persons, including being a whiny bitch that insinuates dumb stuff for example.

You hit the nail on its head.

Guys: Take a shower, shave and put on clean clothes before you meet with someone.

Hygiene is very sexy.

Not getting better.

The slight tilt makes me feel uncomfortable.

exploit the hell out of their labor

The word you are looking for is “slavery”.

Anything can be an airport if you are suicidal rich enough.

It found almost half the jets travelled less than 500km and 900,000 were used “like taxis” for trips of less than 50km.

Less than 50 kilometres. With a jet. Let that level of misanthropic assholery sink in.

Always has been.

Jasper Fforde really takes you on some wild rides. Early riser has a very unique and strange atmosphere, and some of the plot twists are wild. I love his books including the light spirited ones like the Thursday Next novels.

Another famine in Ireland, maybe?

My take: He has to win if he wants Pootin to keep the pedophile videos away from the public.

It never was about pissing… It was about the age of the pissers.

Elimination.

Death is such a harsh word.

At first glance: Nice Pokémon.