Probably had an Nvidia card.

Ben Shapiro took notes in a Barbie movie.

How much are billboards these days?

too tough for dolls

Either that or he doesn’t want people to know what he does to them.

Did it say “help, we’re in Skegness!”

Never heard of the US Institute of Peace before. The word “Orwellian” gets thrown around a lot these days, but that name really is up there with various ministries in the book.

And don’t forget the Joker!

Ooh, didn’t know we had a trackers community yet, cheers.

Sorry, I was bored one day.

Jesus it sounds like they took a look at /r/subredditsimulator and thought, “hey let’s make the whole site like that”.

It’s worse than that, when this all started I had a look at their Wikipedia entry. They have 2000 employees across 5 locations. What in the ever loving Christ are they all doing if that app is the best they can do?

They’re super cereal this time.

• The name of your first crush.
• Your religious beliefs.
• Your innermost fears.
• That thing you did in June of 2007 that you must never speak about.

“Yeah it’s just this really obscure 90s band from Seattle that no vapid 25 year old girl such as yourself would have heard of. Sad story actually, the singer blew his brains out.”

What I wouldn’t give to see Patrick Bateman hacking Jared Leto to death while ranting about Coldplay.

I was once suspended for making a dumb dick joke, something like “that guy must be hung” (it made sense in context, stupid sense, but sense nonetheless). This was reported as a threat of violence or whatever. I appealed, explaining that I wasn’t wishing anyone to be hanged, merely suggesting that they must have a large penis and got my account back.

Meanwhile racist dogwhistles and rampant transphobia abound with little consequence.

Getting rick-rolled in text form was a fun new experience.