Taste the hammer of justice, scum.

I can’t remember the last time I experienced intense feeling of bone.

Wake up, people. Whisker fatigue is REAL.

My yo-yo string just broke when my wife told me she wanted a divorce. The “ah fuckit” is already strong in me. And I’ll be 40 in 6 years.

It’s a delicate balance. Swing too far in the other direction and you end up like me, believing you are inferior to everyone.

Yes, that much I was able to surmise.

By “call her daddy”, do they mean that I am to contact her father, or am I to refer to her as daddy? 🤔

Fuck yeah, squat the world.

Wash your ass better.

Do you not wash your ass?

Catnip doesn’t get cats high, it gets them horny. Anyway, that’s cat grass, not catnip.

Every day is a school day!

I wish I had this kind of support growing up. I’m in my 30s and still reeling from all the psychological damage done to me in my youth.

I had to get my wife to read this to me, and I thought she was just trying to be funny.

Absolutely a fair assessment.

I’m smelling what you’re stepping in, you devious bastard😏

What a fuck ugly pile of shit.

Bone Tomahawk was alright. Kurt Russell played a solid frontier law man. There’s a pretty spicy gore scene in there too.

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