Jelly is your first mistake. Adult tastes are much more likely to prefer jam.

Organic strawberry jam, old-fashioned (i.e., no added sugar) peanut butter and wheat bread sweetened with honey rather than sugar, that’s the ticket.

Using headphones is more polite since you’re not forcing it upon others.

You should play both Galaxy games because they’re great

Regardless of how many references the film makes

Simpler meals. Skimp on cleaning when necessary.

When Jeffrey Lebowski got a mug thrown at his head

Anyone who’s seen Casino Royale (2006) knows the codename theory is horseshit. Bond was Bond before he was a 00. Later, when he resigns from MI6, he’s still Bond. It’s his name.

Same with anyone who’s seen GoldenEye. If Bond was a codename, Trevelyan would be too, and he’d have mentioned that he no longer went by that MI6-given moniker.

“People who are more emotive with their gestures than me must be fake”

“People who are less emotive with their gestures than me are robotic lol”

Most people hold both of those views but have wildly different levels of emotiveness… The result? Posts like this

The Paper Mario games have several laugh-worthy jokes and scenarios

Spiritfarer has a couple

Animal Crossing New Horizons has a couple

Let’s get the other branches onboard too.

They got tired of harassing people on Bluesky and changed things up a bit

Be result-focused. You’re trying to achieve x. Look at however many tutorials you need to achieve x. Now x is part of your repertoire. Then repeat, with a new x.

Later, you’ll think “I need to do y. I’ve done it before. I’ll just copy that syntax, with new variable names etc” and boom, you’re good at programming.

Don’t write off small devs just because huge corpos are assholes

Hmm how do time zones work at the south pole? Can you run in a small circle and hit most if not all of them?

The one with Hawaii could just pretend they’ve already been wiped out and wait for everyone else to destroy each other

Italics can also denote emphasis.

I use an air fryer

No actually I’ve used physical media since the 90s and haven’t had a reason to change

I will gladly take the customers EA loses

Been playing the entire Battlefield franchise since 1942

Note to readers: 1942 is the name of a game, not the year of release

Increase the volume on your alarm. Set it to a ringtone that is less relaxing. Set multiple such alarms, a few minutes apart.

You don’t need to trust consensus to observe global average temperatures and infer that we’re in uncharted territory in regard to the climate.