mrchuckles@beehaw.orgto196@lemmy.blahaj.zone•always scope behind, drown half the time rule
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10 months agoi do hvac service house calls. one time a kid was playing fortnite (maybeike 8 years old?) in the next room on some custom map/game idk i don’t play it i’m an old fuck BUT: there was a waterfall and i told him he should check behind it just in case. there was a treasure chest? behind it and homie literally thought i was some genius oracle, his jaw dropped and he stared at me for like five seconds lol. i felt like a god
just move out and pay your own mortgage? nobody is forcing you daddies to live there. dank meme tho.