I only ever knew him from his JDV-adjacent tiny face memes, and never by name.

CyberpunkDreams. It’s a text-based RPG about dealing crack in cincinnati to avoid doing honest labor (honest labor suuuuucks). It’s got the shitty f2p energy model but honestly I find that I can do pretty much whatever I set out to do (with the exception of entire questlines) in one session, with the caveat that I store actions as part of my IRL morning routine.

I just hustle grinded my way into some pipe bombs to fuck up the day of two goons out in the badlands who broke my ribs and made off with my employers money. My genuine hope is that this leads to steady employment as an enforcer, (to have something to put on my resume beyond crack dealer) but who knows.

hm i wonder why

lol no thanks

rich people want chattel slaves but haven’t been able to do much better than prison labor and outsourced sub-minimum wages. Humanoid robots would be a step closer than what we currently have

You can be, I believe in you bunnyboy

I’m watching less 'tube in general because youtube is obnoxious as fuck. They devote so many resources to getting you to watch ads, it actually causes the whole experience to suffer even with an adblock.

Walmart music will always be dull and milquetoast; its meant to be consumed by the nonexistant “perfectly normal” person. You gotta dig for that gnarly hipster shit you’re into, but I guarantee its out there somewhere

Can run as fast as albert einstein, but don’t actually take the pill. Use it only when you or a loved one is immobilized by old age or injury. Nothing to lose, even if its a bogus ‘0mph, he’s dead’ pill.

wanna smash? I mean smash bros haha jk… unless?

How useful would this have been back at the dawn of computation, I wonder?

Caption: Me opening up to someone.

Picture: A sweater with a zipper barely big enough to cover the neckband, the zipper is down all of one little zipper notch and cannot go any further

Hve linux nerds invented a new OS for phones yet? I think I’m gonna need one

Do you have dysphoria hoodies suitable for hot weather? If so, where can I get them?

I’m about to start EX mode in Void Stranger. The method to unlock it and the tail puzzle are the only two solutions I’ve just looked up for this game because holy shit do I not have the time for that lol.

Good game, with the exception of those two puzzles specifically

Vote democrat then. They’re a bunch of conservatives anyway, so there should be no problem for someone like this.

Glup Shitto!

Ok but will vergil be able to do judgement cuts though? This is important

I just woke up early today and went to an appointment, bought some tea, got home… and now its 2:00. I have no idea how this surprises me every time it happens.

You must be so exhausted