I’m gonna steal this ogre for an NPC.

My submission

I can confirm this. I’m not a wolf expert, or even seen that many wolves really, but I have a dog and I don’t think she’d wear a bonnet.

Reg, why’d you just stab yourself in the shoulder?

Ah cmon, ain’t ya ever seen a movie?

Well of course I’ve seen a movie, but what the hell are ya doing?

Every time the guy stabs himself in a movie, it’s right before he kicks the piss outta the guy he’s fightin’!

Well that don’t… when that happens, the guys gotta plan Reg, what the hell’s your plan?

I dunno, but I’m gonna find out!

I don’t know why seeing the word Milk 15 times in a row was so funny to me, but I wanted to let you know that I shid and fard

Helldivers is at least cheaper than most other games. I’ve been playing the crap out of it both with friends and randoms and having a lot of fun. Hoping I don’t lose interest once I get all the strategems unlocked, but just got one of the warbonds after grinding for the medals so I should have something to do for a while

Moments like this are like dreams for me.

I’ll start doing something. And it starts to actually get done. Then I’ll throw in another task and it’s getting done too. I’ll realize that I’m getting stuff done, and excitedly try to get more stuff done.

But once I realize that I’m getting stuff done, I “wake up” and it all falls apart, and I’m left with 6 tasks at 75% completion.

This guy lemmy’in while driving what a champ

One time pirated some video editing software and after rebooting my Steam had janky early 2000s sidebar ads.

They are signs indicating that the road work you assumedly have just driven through has ended.

I mean, it can? Feel like most super powers can be used for bad things. That’s where all of the good guys get bad guys to fight.

What a wonderful response, though I fear the OP is going to somehow read it as another character attack.

How does one unironically make this comment after asking “why do all trans people do this thing that I saw a couple trans people do?”

How are you not aware that "why do trans people (M-F) do XYZ” is a blanket statement about trans people doing XYZ? Do you… do you know what a blanket statement is? Or what victimize means?

Actually, do you know what any of the words you’ve used mean? You kinda sound like an LLM that used YouTube comments to learn how to argue.

When I was a child, I genuinely thought that’s what these signs were supposed to mean. In my area they were kinda scattered around the place, oftentimes not even near a construction site, so I thought they were just random propaganda signs.

Pretty sure the second one is from Bojack horseman

Shit ok that’s what I thought but I misremembered some biology and told myself that’s not how it works lmao.

Yeah I’m still not getting it lol

Took me a second too.

The words in the speech bubble are supposed to represent the average/ stupid movie viewers take away from a movie, while the top text (ie the text going “over the viewer’s head”) is the actual message that is being missed.

This meme is satirizing the format by switching the two locations, implying that the main message Mad Max is trying to get across is no deeper than, “living in Australia fucking sucks”

I’m a little slow to respond sometimes, so you’ll usually get a combination of all of those. Something like, “ohhuhyeah, yes please, thank you”