Hate to be a naysayer, but I can’t really think of any examples of this 🤷🏾‍♂️ there’d be the random hyper realistic shots but I don’t remember any weird ones like that, and they were always animated

Some rich asshole isn’t taking half a quarter of your pay in taxes.

Some rich asshole is not paying his taxes and we have to pay more as a result.

That being said, 25% is comparatively low to other countries.

Is that your guess, or are you puzzled by the concept?

Ain’t got no chicken, ain’t got no rats

This is probably the funniest post I’ve seen here since the stupid moth shit took over. Please, where are the remaining 16 lists of objective facts?

Oh, that just pissed me off.

Couple weeks ago I was at a bachelor’s party, to which a number of people had brought Magic decks. I knew nothing about the game (never even watched a video), made this clear, and said that I just wanted to watch everyone else play.

Someone handed me a deck and said, “no buddy, you’re playing!” I protested, but it was fruitless. I’d been roped in; and I was excited! A group of people excited to show a new player their hobby.

The guy that handed me the deck then proceeded to explain nothing and get increasingly frustrated when I had no idea what he meant when he’d say “uh, no you have to UNTAP your cards first… ok now tap them… yeah I know you just untapped them but tap them 😠🙄” (I still do not know what the point of turning my cards sideways for two seconds was but I guess it’s super important?)

The other two players were fairly intoxicated and probably didn’t pick up on the toxicity, but the whole table was frustrated with how God awfully slow the game was taking since the new guy just wasn’t getting it. I just wanted to watch.

Up until now I thought homeboy had just oversimplified a few rules in his head and forgot a thing or two, but seeing that the actual instruction manual is 500+ pages, I’m furious that he had the audacity to forcibly rope a drunk person with zero interest in playing into the game, just to treat them like a moron for not instantly getting it.

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Even this depends on diction.

“What is your favorite color?” - School teacher.

“WHAT- is your favorite color?” - Bridge Keeper

Two things are better on a water bed… One of them is sleep

Have literally never heard a positive experience of fucking on a water bed. Can’t imagine it would be enjoyable.

Its funny that “ur comment sounds AI btw 😏” has become the new “sick burn” for people with no argument. Especially when the comment in question reads absolutely nothing like an LLM.

Who’s around me right now? Who’s around me?

I see this sentiment posted a lot on here, and while I don’t disagree with the position, I’m not sure I understand what exactly is meant. When you say Americans should “grow a pair and fight”, what are you envisioning? Should I drive to my state capital and shoot the governor in the head?

I used to be like this until I got a job that required constant phone calls. Now if I have to explain something using more than three sentences I’d much rather just talk.

It isn’t that the prices are jacked up, it’s that it’s enough toilet paper to last until toilet paper goes out of style.

I marathoned the Lord of the Rings trilogy ~15 years ago on cable.

It was awful. Commercials were bad enough, but I’d only seen the extended editions, and getting through all three movies in like 7 hours felt like absolute blasphemy. It would cut to a commercial break and when it came back it’s like they skipped 30 minutes every time.

My work buddy will only eat meals made from single-ingredient foods because of “all the extra shit they put in there”, and smokes a pack a week.

I think capitalism was a great and necessary thing to get humanity to it’s current post-scarcity state. As you said, production and innovation were really aided by capitalism in the early days of man, but now that we have all the shit we need to survive, all it does is deprive those without.

Lychee (the resin printing slicer) offers a 30 day trial. They have many users with the first name “Fuck” and the last name “Lychee”, coincidentally all with sequential “fucklychee001@gmail.com” email accounts.

Anything bad = AI 😠

You’re pretty much spot on. It’s also why in the movies and books, the Ring Wraiths generally just look like black cloaks; not even dark shadowy figures in cloaks, literally just the black cloaks. But when Frodo puts on the ring when surrounded on Weathertop, he can clearly see their distinct faces and features, and they can immediately tell who has the ring.