If you’re early, you’re on time. If you’re on time, you’re late.

This is me, too

You don’t have to encourage me, I’m already doing it

I used to feel SO FUCKING LUCKY to get that extra mcnugget though

Stack Overflow seems to be doing a prompt job of that already

Gottem

Lol nice

Where is random.org?

Oof

Your brother is older than your mom?

Edit: nm, your mom is from 84, I misread it as 88. Don’t have my glasses on rn.

Ok but unironically there is almost certainly a garage death metal band in Sweden calling themselves debian

It’s stormfront v2.

What? No. What does that have to do with anything? I’m talking about names like Draco Malfoy.

I’ll take that as canon given her other extremely obvious names

Extremely common, technically legal, and it is a lie to the consumer. It’s intentionally misleading.

Was honestly thinking the same thing

Top-left, bottom-middle, bottom-right

I like Alwyzon. They’re in Austria and I’m in North America, but it doesn’t seem to matter. Somehow their servers are always so much quicker to respond than others.

And Chicago, and New York, and…

I’m $100k in the hole due to boomer parents telling me to get student loans for college since they blew all their money on stupid investment schemes, so can I give you an IOU or maybe like a hug or a handshake or something?