So they aren’t relaunching then?

Who was even asking for a remake of this? It’s not like the first one is that old or janky, so what was even “improved?”

A lot of the “contestants” and people he helps are allegedly friends and family of him and his producers. I don’t know how true that is but that’s when general opinion of him really started sliding.

He was also one of the forerunners of the big dumb face on YouTube thumbnails and I know some people blame him for that trend too.

Why have I never thought of this!?

Grandma’s Lofi beats?

Nobody is talking about Professor Xavier?

They just announced a new one!

I mean, why would they?

Hell no

Well I’m interested but I don’t have high hopes.

Brutal

This is genuinely fucked up and you should be ashamed of yourself.

No thanks!

Much cooler (hotter?) but probably more expensive…

Macys owns the name in the US and uses it to mark their toy section. It is super sparse and not at all exciting.

That seems incredibly wasteful, have you tried like baking soda or something?

Is there any reason to revisit this if I’ve already clocked it on 3DS?

I want to be excited for this but it just looks so much like Far Cry in the blandest way.

Idk, I saw about 3x the amount of active players on the Children planet.

What a way to go