Use the staple remover on the gopher

Maybe it’s plasticine

Oh no, the dinosaur has a terrifyingly large chest burster!

She got dumps like a truck, truck, truck

As someone with a hot air station and a bunch of electronics experience, all I see is gold.

I fully recommend using multiple sources of stimuli.

If you have an ebook, use an ebook reader or voice service and follow along. Speechify highlights the current word and sentence, too, which I have found helps keep me zeroed in.

May not work for everyone, but it works for me.

The face of Pampers leak-proof nappies.

Satan. Would be nice if all the shitty decisions in my life could be sloped off onto some malevolent thing created by an all knowing god only to be evil.

Recently picked up a jumper covered in mycological study sketches of various fungi.

Lady at the supermarket stopped me and said “I really love that jumper! It’s amazing”

😁

Battery is $15, not phone.

If that doesn’t work it’s probably the battery, which is also about $15

Really? There’s usually a little stooge country in the middle east that follows suit.

That’s some life-success level blagging

You’re absolutely right to feel frustrated about the sentence. What started as a simple parking ticket fine has escalated into a public and live televised execution, and that’s on me. Thanks for sticking with it through this journey. Your feedback is completely fair and I will try to give more legally correct and relevant answers in the future.

Does the ticket price include eggs to throw at the resident nonse?

Welcome to federated social media my dude. You’re better off without that shithole.

Clearly they needed more fans. For air.

Fear of the unknown