1-800-ASK-POPE. 5$ for the first minute, 1$ for each additional minute.

Probably stand still otherwise that walking on the sea part of the Bible would have been hilarious as Jesus flips all over the place in the waves as the disciples yell, “Oh shit! OH FUCK!”

It’s always a horny Welshman that sneaks in!

CA is such a great developer and I have no idea what I did to deserve him.

We’re going to be so rich…maybe not 250 pencil rich though.

I just wish there was an OS that was bloated to heck and back, and tried to shoehorn AI into weird places.

This was a really sad movie, especially when he found out about sudo in the end.

From the cover of Dwight’s new novel: A Murder on Schrute Farms

(Looks down) Am I lost at sea again?

I suggest building your skills in your career by taking classes. You can also learn a new language with all that time. If you’re feeling creative writing a book is also a great hobby.

Any super strength? Like 3 times my strength or would I just be big. I could do advertising for a boat salesman or something. “bigger than huge sale this weekend!” And other such methods.

I don’t like being called slug, I prefer god-emperor of Dune.

I must oooooooooooobserve.

Gold as a long term investment isn’t great unless it’s one small part of your strategy. This is largely because the value of gold isn’t just going up and up like with other possibilities out there. In the event of a societal collapse people are going to be bartering with food or useful items, not gold.

You wouldn’t think it was possible to eat fifty spring rolls, but they put a man on the moon. Anything is possible.

I was abducted by pirates and this is what I learned about executive leadership.

The last windows user defends their ad riddled bloat machine from the evil clutches of the Linux horde.

It’s really sad that some ass hats added their names to this amazing piece of art.

That’s correct. It operates at the speed of the count typing this out due to the highly technical nature of the program. There is also no limit so you could put ten billion in there for example.

This is why I wrote bat_count.py. You input a number, and then the highly advanced program will count that number like the Count from Sesame Street. Example output for 3:
One…one bat.
Two…two bats.
Three! Three bats. Ah ah ah ah!