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Think of the damage those protesters might do to muh economy!

This action confuses Ted Cruz

He’s the people’s VP

Walz once helped me rewire the electricity in my house. When I thanked him, he said he was happy to help.

Tim Walz saw me doing yard work in the heat, so he picked up the weedeater and did the edging to help me get done faster

Between Biles and Ledeckey, we are witnessing possibly the 2 greatest female Olympians of all time.

The technology in the power glove was developed by NASA.

This is an adVANCEd meme

Nice. Will look for it.

Here in Texas, Karbach makes a Free & Easy NA that comes in both an IPA and Belgian style that are pretty tasty.

They’re the secret gift RFK was giving us all along. What a patriot.

Wacky ole’ Drumpf at it again

Can you explain the word “nonce” for me, please?

I favor calling him the Prime Dude

Given Biden’s support for Israel soured a lot of younger voters, this is a good strategy to potentially get them back

The horse deserves a couch to lounge on. The poor thing has been standing in the field for so long.

They’re still trying to find a computer capable of measuring the mass of your mom

The convention for the party hellbent on destroying women’s rights was a sausage fest?! I shan’t believe it.

Maliciously drowning him or just indifferently?

But you can still blow Dustin

(Dustin thanks you for your service)

Yes. I think it would add more value to the time I have now and would help me best prepare for my passing.