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Dude. You got 3 whole messages?
Dude. You got 3 whole messages?
And landed with your dick in your mouth? I’m happy for you. I could when I was younger, but I got too phat.
No. That would be rude. A DICK GETS SUCKED!
Have you learned nothing from James T. Kirk? Let them both die, and suck your own dick.
Thank you for your question.
Option 1: “I’m not fixing your computer until you sort out the octopus bullshit going on behind your desk”
Option 2: “The cable adapter you’re looking for is probably in this box, but it’s pretty octopussy in there.” Then hold firm, direct eye contact with a serious face until they respond.
You’re clearly a bit of a fellow word nerd. Do you have any feelings about the fact that none of that matters anymore if we all just agree that it doesn’t, which one could have an easy time arguing that we have? Sometimes, after spending a rousing five minutes explaining the MOST correct pluralization of ‘octopus’, the only answer I can give to the inevitable question of “why does it matter?” Is “it doesn’t”.
What’s up with the +1 heart on this comment?
Except for the reason why we have different words for ‘chicken’ while it’s alive, and ‘poultry’ after it’s been slaughtered.
Don’t even get me started on whoever decided that through, trough, and though, don’t rhyme, but pony and Bologna do. I bet he was a colonel who kept a journal… Asshole…
Not necessarily true. I just cleaned my bedroom, and it’s still fucked up.
How are you guys doing?
Did you report it?
That is literally a point against your original point.
You’re missing the point. Where do you think the money that the journalist need to pay for food should come from? Were you just about to sign up for a paid subscription?
No. I use pihole. Also, sometimes, some things actually have to be paid for.
I forgot about Digg. Whatever happened to it?
Rookie. I hit puberty with nothing but a 56k modem, and SEARS catalogs. I could jerk off to the curved surface of two basketballs placed next to each other under a bedsheet.
Username checks out.
Yeah. I’ve since figured it out. It’s just the net up verse down vote count. Actually somewhat useful for quick glancing.