And I said you fly boys crack me up.

😂 ← this one. This is the most aggressive. I’m not even joking. I hate this emoji with a vengeance

he’d be shooting dust by the time he reached the end of the street

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the most accurate part of all this is that I’m a dog

Of course everyone is entitled to justice, but we do not live in that perfect world and haven’t lived in it for some time (or maybe ever?)

When the systems that we have in place to protect us consistently fail to do so in favour of a rich minority, vengeance becomes the only available recourse.

she’s facing the same way he is, so I don’t think so

Step 4

it just hit me that there’s a main character in that movie. So many memorable side characters

I build my houses out of straw too

hence the slamming!

ITT: people complaining about (virtually non-existent) people who didn’t get it

🧢

anyone remember that brief period before led mice got good, where you’d have to SLAM the mouse in a direction to get it to comply?

Rubber mice, that was a given sometimes, but led mice had the same issue for a bit

You’re in a news grave, Peter!

I’m just saying I’ve seen plenty germans text that misspelling. “are we going to the wet tomorrow?” would be a classic misspelling of a German writing English

In a perfect world, where all criminals white or blue are brought to justice under the same hammer, you would have a point and my heart.

But the world is not just; you know that, I know that, they know that.

it was probably written in a text

getting a handy in Germany is not what you think it is

THON

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