Costco oven roasted and being stepped on for OF. The more donations, the faster the model attempts to debone the bird using only their feet. At the end of each month, the top four contributors receive a jar of chicken tortilla soup made from the fermented pedi-shreddy chicken.
“Alright now stop, colla-”
“Okay!”
Before he left, he turned out the lights and glowed
I’ve got a buddy who had the shit beaten out of him by Austin PD back in the '90s. He’s A REALLY big white guy and the police cited his size as the reason they felt threatened by him.
He fortunately won his lawsuit when he was able to provide evidence that the police beat him up because it seemed like a fun challenge to take down someone so large.
Trump’s call for violence is one that cops nationwide will gladly answer
A 72-year-old who was paid $1000 to fight as a mercenary? Can you even travel to the Ukraine from Montana and find a place to stay for less than $1000?
Something doesn’t add up at all.
vowed to present the judges with “extremely serious and extremely solid arguments.″
Super duper totally for real arguments that aren’t made up at all. In fact, you’re the liar!
Hmmm… Might be a good idea to avoid beer halls in Austria right now…
I just switched to Bazzite on my Legion Go and LOVE the freedom from Microsoft.
Real talk: whichever one makes you happy. Do a little research with some search terms such as “play {game} on Linux” and see what other users are running. Then, assemble a few live disks and test-pilot a few distros.
It’s pretty fun getting to switch out your OS so freely and once you find an interface that feels good, you just plop your ass into that seat. If you keep decent records of your configs and such, you might find yourself starting over again multiple times while you “try to get it right.” That’s not failure, that’s just advancing your skills and making yourself happy.
Linux can be as simple or as advanced as you want it to be.
I’m still waiting for the butthole cut
His supporters should go ear-diaper again and refuse to get paid for their work
I thought he was a peepee-bather, not a shit-eater
die juden sind unser unglück
Fuck this genocide
I don’t know if I trust this program. Let’s first test it by surveiling how frequently men are unsuccessful in creating a baby. /s
As proud as I am of my 100% failure rate, I’d likely feel uncomfortable with something tracking where, when, and with whom (or more often, what) I’m tricking my body into believing it’s attempting to pass on genetic code.
The party that believes that a successful pregnancy is proof that women weren’t legitimately raped
Giuliani is still confused why Trump likes looking into the shiny blank glass. Also why garlic makes him bleed
This is a headline I can support
“We performed an ethics probe and found none.”
“You mean you found nothing?”
“No, we found a lot. Ethics is the one thing this sentient shitpile has none of. There is no bottom to this monster’s moral pit.”
Oh my God, that poor man! He must feel like
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Women in the society he helps engineer
Why stop at 10? Go straight to 12 and send in Armie Hammer to sexually cannibalize their ass