Everything I’ve ever ordered from Japan comes with a lovely handwritten Engrish note and it makes my day every time.

Not a liberal but I want this future too.

Nice ego, poop guy. We frequent the same spaces, that’s all. Don’t flatter yourself.

edit: this was a good-natured joke, no need to work yourselves up into a lather.

Oh my god, it’s the poop guy!

Hey, check it out, poop guy’s in town!

Look at all your different colored hats!

Well, when your job is to menace the communities you are supposedly charged with protecting, all that extra attention can really be a bother.

I don’t play sims typically, but my wife loves them. I might be way off base here, but she really likes a game called Sheltered.

Be a lot cooler if they did.

Former individual is just the politically correct way to say dead guy.