LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 12 hours agoAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”message-squaremessage-square25linkfedilinkarrow-up1293arrow-down16
arrow-up1287arrow-down1message-squareAI is like an evil villain's henchman: "Yes sir, you're absolutely right, sir." "Great idea master!" "My apologies master, I should have known what you meant from the start. Forgive me master.”LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 12 hours agomessage-square25linkfedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours agoWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down13
arrow-up178arrow-down1message-squareWith great power comes great responsibility, but small accountability.plus-squarekirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
over_clox@lemmy.world · 1 day agoA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up1100arrow-down115
arrow-up185arrow-down1message-squareA mechanic that ain't cursing is a mechanic that ain't working.plus-squareover_clox@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square16linkfedilink
SomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agoRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square118linkfedilinkarrow-up1508arrow-down144
arrow-up1464arrow-down1message-squareRFK JR just told us Elon Musk can't use the toilet unassistedplus-squareSomeGuyNamedDave@lemm.eeEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square118linkfedilink
SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-223 hours agoHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.message-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up156arrow-down125
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-squareHaribo gummies are so hard you could probably use them instead of rubber bullets.SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world · edit-223 hours agomessage-square32linkfedilink
ѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-22 days agoUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square133linkfedilinkarrow-up1363arrow-down111
arrow-up1352arrow-down1message-squareUnlike in movies, most smart people aren't good in chess.plus-squareѕєχυαℓ ρσℓутσρє@lemmy.sdf.org · edit-22 days agomessage-square133linkfedilink
Meadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 1 day agoThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square22linkfedilinkarrow-up173arrow-down111
arrow-up162arrow-down1message-squareThere's probably some kind of deal between cellphone and pants makers to keep pockets smallplus-squareMeadow@ragu.meadow.cafeEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square22linkfedilink
NONE@lemmy.world · 1 day agoDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.message-squaremessage-square60linkfedilinkarrow-up1365arrow-down137
arrow-up1328arrow-down1message-squareDolores Umbridge was a JK Rowling Self Insert all this time.NONE@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square60linkfedilink
YICHM@lemmy.world · 11 hours agoMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down12
arrow-up111arrow-down1message-squareMost people want immediate feedback on helping things they like, while disliking immediate feedback on harming things they hate.plus-squareYICHM@lemmy.world · 11 hours agomessage-square1linkfedilink
LanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 2 days agoCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsmessage-squaremessage-square26linkfedilinkarrow-up1119arrow-down113
arrow-up1106arrow-down1message-squareCucumbers taste like the white part of watermelonsLanguageIsCool@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square26linkfedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. message-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1267arrow-down113
arrow-up1254arrow-down1message-squareThe fastest bicycle in history is the stationary bike on the ISS. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square23linkfedilink
IninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agoThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down16
arrow-up147arrow-down1message-squareThere's no such thing as a wrong number any moreplus-squareIninewCrow@lemmy.caEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square16linkfedilink
kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agoThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. message-squaremessage-square37linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down15
arrow-up189arrow-down1message-squareThe plural of Kleenex should be Kleenices. kirkoman@sh.itjust.works · 3 days agomessage-square37linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 2 days agoIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.message-squaremessage-square45linkfedilinkarrow-up1431arrow-down16
arrow-up1425arrow-down1message-squareIf all the money in the world can only make you look as good as elon musk or jeff bezos there is truly some things money can't buy.Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square45linkfedilink
philz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agoI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementmessage-squaremessage-square306linkfedilinkarrow-up11.69Karrow-down113
arrow-up11.67Karrow-down1message-squareI feel like if asbestos was banned today there'd be a huge pro-asbestos movementphilz@lemmy.worldEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square306linkfedilink
Worthess@discuss.online · 3 days agoLight switches should be glow in the darkmessage-squaremessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1152arrow-down110
arrow-up1142arrow-down1message-squareLight switches should be glow in the darkWorthess@discuss.online · 3 days agomessage-square49linkfedilink
yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 1 day agoIf every time you blinked an angel got its wings, we'd be surrounded by a veritable flock of celestial beings by now.message-squaremessage-square5linkfedilinkarrow-up120arrow-down16
arrow-up114arrow-down1message-squareIf every time you blinked an angel got its wings, we'd be surrounded by a veritable flock of celestial beings by now.yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square5linkfedilink
yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 1 day agoEvery time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.message-squaremessage-square3linkfedilinkarrow-up123arrow-down12
arrow-up121arrow-down1message-squareEvery time someone says "just relax," I think about how relaxing is both a state of being and a verb in motion, which makes it paradoxically stressful.yarr@feddit.nlEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square3linkfedilink
FenrirIII@lemmy.world · 3 days agoThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoremessage-squaremessage-square82linkfedilinkarrow-up1513arrow-down136
arrow-up1477arrow-down1message-squareThe worst part of all this political nonsense is that porn never makes it to my homepage anymoreFenrirIII@lemmy.world · 3 days agomessage-square82linkfedilink
Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agoInstead of "alpha" and "beta" we should be saying "frog" and "scorpion."message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up113arrow-down123
arrow-up1-10arrow-down1message-squareInstead of "alpha" and "beta" we should be saying "frog" and "scorpion."Clinicallydepressedpoochie@lemmy.world · 1 day agomessage-square6linkfedilink
