vatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-29 hours agoNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinmessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up1213arrow-down112
arrow-up1201arrow-down1message-squareNEW RULE: added on an appropriate dayplus-squarepinvatlark@lemmy.worldMEnglish · edit-29 hours agomessage-square15fedilink
Hobbes@startrek.website · 7 hours agoPeople born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.plus-squarestartrek.websiteimagemessage-square61fedilinkarrow-up1243arrow-down124
arrow-up1219arrow-down1imagePeople born after 2000 have never seen the cosmic microwave background on their TV set.plus-squarestartrek.websiteHobbes@startrek.website · 7 hours agomessage-square61fedilink
baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours agoThe Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.message-squaremessage-square41fedilinkarrow-up1682arrow-down127
arrow-up1655arrow-down1message-squareThe Onion should pivot to actual news, since traditional media has embraced lies and absurdity.baggachipz@sh.itjust.works · 24 hours agomessage-square41fedilink
smokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today · edit-21 day agoDaniel Craig might be the most famous person to have two first namesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square48fedilinkarrow-up179arrow-down122
arrow-up157arrow-down1message-squareDaniel Craig might be the most famous person to have two first namesplus-squaresmokebuddy [he/him]@lemmy.today · edit-21 day agomessage-square48fedilink
FQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish · 2 hours agoThe amount of people your age is only going down with time.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square8fedilinkarrow-up1128arrow-down14
arrow-up1124arrow-down1message-squareThe amount of people your age is only going down with time.plus-squareFQQD@lemmy.ohaa.xyzEnglish · 2 hours agomessage-square8fedilink
Gork@lemm.ee · 23 hours agoSpace pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black holeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square15fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down13
arrow-up139arrow-down1message-squareSpace pirates' ultimate version of walking the plank would be sending their victims into a black holeplus-squareGork@lemm.ee · 23 hours agomessage-square15fedilink
CleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agoSince medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskinmessage-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up170arrow-down121
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareSince medical waste is often inccinerated, there's a good chance you've breathed in foreskinCleoTheWizard@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square22fedilink
originalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 1 day agothe worst part of being dead is not getting to enjoy the down timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up1145arrow-down12
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squarethe worst part of being dead is not getting to enjoy the down timeplus-squareoriginalucifer@moist.catsweat.com · 1 day agomessage-square11fedilink
dohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agoAlarm clocks would be more effective if the sound was someone puking or gagging.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square37fedilinkarrow-up1113arrow-down122
arrow-up191arrow-down1message-squareAlarm clocks would be more effective if the sound was someone puking or gagging.plus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square37fedilink
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 3 days agoKids today only know what a VHS tape is because of horror gamesplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square46fedilinkarrow-up1303arrow-down112
arrow-up1291arrow-down1message-squareKids today only know what a VHS tape is because of horror gamesplus-squareShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.oneEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square46fedilink
infinite_ass@leminal.space · 1 day agoI am food and the internet is a gastrointestinal tract.message-squaremessage-square11fedilinkarrow-up151arrow-down19
arrow-up142arrow-down1message-squareI am food and the internet is a gastrointestinal tract.infinite_ass@leminal.space · 1 day agomessage-square11fedilink
cheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agoI like how my cat always starts following and walking-meeting (Law & Order style) around with me whenever its feeding timeplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square5fedilinkarrow-up150arrow-down11
arrow-up149arrow-down1message-squareI like how my cat always starts following and walking-meeting (Law & Order style) around with me whenever its feeding timeplus-squarecheese_greater@lemmy.world · edit-22 days agomessage-square5fedilink
CRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agoWe are all just living in ten forwards worldmessage-squaremessage-square7fedilinkarrow-up132arrow-down18
arrow-up124arrow-down1message-squareWe are all just living in ten forwards worldCRUMBGRABBER@lemm.eeEnglish · 3 days agomessage-square7fedilink
Allero@lemmy.today · edit-23 days agoSomeone should make a game comparing our world to a cyberpunk dystopiaplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square12fedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down16
arrow-up136arrow-down1message-squareSomeone should make a game comparing our world to a cyberpunk dystopiaplus-squareAllero@lemmy.today · edit-23 days agomessage-square12fedilink
infinite_ass@leminal.space · 4 days ago99% of the time the point of the post is to evoke an emotional response.message-squaremessage-square22fedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down127
arrow-up167arrow-down1message-square99% of the time the point of the post is to evoke an emotional response.infinite_ass@leminal.space · 4 days agomessage-square22fedilink
Buttflapper@lemmy.world · 6 days agoIt's crazy that a 60 ton metal airplane can just flyplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square188fedilinkarrow-up1472arrow-down115
arrow-up1457arrow-down1message-squareIt's crazy that a 60 ton metal airplane can just flyplus-squareButtflapper@lemmy.world · 6 days agomessage-square188fedilink
Timely_Jellyfish_2077@programming.dev · edit-24 days agoMurdering someone is the easiest and quickest way to earn yourself a page on Wikipediaplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square29fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down128
arrow-up1120arrow-down1message-squareMurdering someone is the easiest and quickest way to earn yourself a page on Wikipediaplus-squareTimely_Jellyfish_2077@programming.dev · edit-24 days agomessage-square29fedilink
dullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agoYou have a right to be very respectful to others, and your emotions can't take away that rightmessage-squaremessage-square25fedilinkarrow-up114arrow-down130
arrow-up1-16arrow-down1message-squareYou have a right to be very respectful to others, and your emotions can't take away that rightdullbananas (Joseph Silva)@lemmy.caEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square25fedilink
Nougat@fedia.io · 4 days agoLong ago, doctors would sometimes treat patients with bloodletting. Now, doctors often treat people with bloodinserting.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1138arrow-down13
arrow-up1135arrow-down1message-squareLong ago, doctors would sometimes treat patients with bloodletting. Now, doctors often treat people with bloodinserting.plus-squareNougat@fedia.io · 4 days agomessage-square16fedilink
fubo@lemmy.world · 5 days agoIf a cat is a meow-meow, a dog is a woof-woof, and a cow is a moo-moo ... then a human is a blah-blah.message-squaremessage-square16fedilinkarrow-up1205arrow-down119
arrow-up1186arrow-down1message-squareIf a cat is a meow-meow, a dog is a woof-woof, and a cow is a moo-moo ... then a human is a blah-blah.fubo@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square16fedilink
