Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 hours agoThe $20 USD bill is the new 5$ billplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square35linkfedilinkarrow-up1110arrow-down118
arrow-up192arrow-down1message-squareThe $20 USD bill is the new 5$ billplus-squareSomeonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 10 hours agomessage-square35linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours agoIf I'm struggling with depression, I get ostracized as a "loser" that haven't accomplished anything but if I die in a tragic accident tonight, I'm a "young man with a bright future ahead"plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square23linkfedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down15
arrow-up1143arrow-down1message-squareIf I'm struggling with depression, I get ostracized as a "loser" that haven't accomplished anything but if I die in a tragic accident tonight, I'm a "young man with a bright future ahead"plus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 8 hours agomessage-square23linkfedilink
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours agoI am surprised that no one has started selling shell headphones for sleeping.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square24linkfedilinkarrow-up189arrow-down12
arrow-up187arrow-down1message-squareI am surprised that no one has started selling shell headphones for sleeping.plus-squareCorkyskog@sh.itjust.works · 11 hours agomessage-square24linkfedilink
squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyiEnglish · 4 hours agoConsidering their move away from VR and to AI, Meta should rename to Slop message-squaremessage-square11linkfedilinkarrow-up185arrow-down15
arrow-up180arrow-down1message-squareConsidering their move away from VR and to AI, Meta should rename to Slop squirrel@piefed.kobel.fyiEnglish · 4 hours agomessage-square11linkfedilink
acockworkorange@mander.xyz · 20 minutes agoDo I despise people who ask themselves rhetorical questions? Yes.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square1linkfedilinkarrow-up17arrow-down11
arrow-up16arrow-down1message-squareDo I despise people who ask themselves rhetorical questions? Yes.plus-squareacockworkorange@mander.xyz · 20 minutes agomessage-square1linkfedilink
AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-216 hours agoThe Lord of the Rings spinoff the world needs right now isn’t Rings of Power or Hunt for Gollum—it’s a feature-length version of the Scouring of the Shire. message-squaremessage-square15linkfedilinkarrow-up196arrow-down12
arrow-up194arrow-down1message-squareThe Lord of the Rings spinoff the world needs right now isn’t Rings of Power or Hunt for Gollum—it’s a feature-length version of the Scouring of the Shire. AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldEnglish · edit-216 hours agomessage-square15linkfedilink
Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day agoNews could use a reboot.message-squaremessage-square21linkfedilinkarrow-up176arrow-down12
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareNews could use a reboot.Daftydux@lemmy.dbzer0.comEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square21linkfedilink
Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 24 hours agoWait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? message-squaremessage-square6linkfedilinkarrow-up129arrow-down12
arrow-up127arrow-down1message-squareWait... Is Chewbacca a Spacesquatch? Zealotte@lemmy.zip · 24 hours agomessage-square6linkfedilink
Jerb322@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agoHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1140arrow-down12
arrow-up1138arrow-down1message-squareHere I stand, at 50, wishing I could shit as well as my dogs.plus-squareJerb322@lemmy.world · edit-21 day agomessage-square49linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 2 days agoSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<message-squaremessage-square36linkfedilinkarrow-up194arrow-down111
arrow-up183arrow-down1message-squareSince men have a longer urethra, they can experience the pleasure of urinating more intensely :<alina@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square36linkfedilink
TheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 2 days agoAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasmessage-squaremessage-square16linkfedilinkarrow-up168arrow-down12
arrow-up166arrow-down1message-squareAlthough they have a collar adding a necktie doesn't really dress up pajamasTheReturnOfPEB@reddthat.comEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square16linkfedilink
ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 2 days agoThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. message-squaremessage-square8linkfedilinkarrow-up117arrow-down113
arrow-up14arrow-down1message-squareThere's not such thing as a vegan billionaire. ChanchoManco@lemmy.zip · 2 days agomessage-square8linkfedilink
Dr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 days agoIf you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousmessage-squaremessage-square14linkfedilinkarrow-up125arrow-down120
arrow-up15arrow-down1message-squareIf you call someone rediculous it means they were already diculousDr. Wesker@lemmy.sdf.orgEnglish · 2 days agomessage-square14linkfedilink
alina@lemmy.world · 2 days agoTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusmessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up153arrow-down18
arrow-up145arrow-down1message-squareTo independently invent the concept of writing in which sounds are encoded into symbols from which an infinite number of words can be assembled, you must be a geniusalina@lemmy.world · 2 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 days agoSolar is the new oilplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up152arrow-down18
arrow-up144arrow-down1message-squareSolar is the new oilplus-squaregandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 days agomessage-square18linkfedilink
PierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 4 days agoThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square32linkfedilinkarrow-up181arrow-down17
arrow-up174arrow-down1message-squareThere's nothing stopping you, from washing with a towel and drying with 20 wash clothsplus-squarePierceTheBubble@lemmy.ml · 4 days agomessage-square32linkfedilink
myrmidex@belgae.socialEnglish · 4 days agoWithout vowels there'd be no singingmessage-squaremessage-square31linkfedilinkarrow-up161arrow-down110
arrow-up151arrow-down1message-squareWithout vowels there'd be no singingmyrmidex@belgae.socialEnglish · 4 days agomessage-square31linkfedilink
「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 4 days ago"We've used AI to revise your digital journal entry in order to comply with our Terms and Conditions" might soon become a thing...plus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square7linkfedilinkarrow-up142arrow-down111
arrow-up131arrow-down1message-square"We've used AI to revise your digital journal entry in order to comply with our Terms and Conditions" might soon become a thing...plus-square「黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui」 | (aka: 鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma)@sh.itjust.works · 4 days agomessage-square7linkfedilink
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · edit-23 days ago"Echo Chambers" are massive unbroken spaces with no internal differentiation or divisions, not highly sorted, disconnected masses of variously interconnected smaller chambersplus-squaremessage-squaremessage-square17linkfedilinkarrow-up122arrow-down15
arrow-up117arrow-down1message-square"Echo Chambers" are massive unbroken spaces with no internal differentiation or divisions, not highly sorted, disconnected masses of variously interconnected smaller chambersplus-squaresupersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · edit-23 days agomessage-square17linkfedilink
kali_fornication@lemmy.world · 5 days agoThey don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute ismessage-squaremessage-square49linkfedilinkarrow-up1181arrow-down119
arrow-up1162arrow-down1message-squareThey don't keep stats on prostitutes the way they do with football quarterbacks so we'll never know who the GOAT prostitute iskali_fornication@lemmy.world · 5 days agomessage-square49linkfedilink