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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago

Anon has a tough day at work

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Anon has a tough day at work

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 9 months ago
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  • Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org
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    want to go do some bowling with me?

    Hey, cousin!

    Let's go bowling.

  • psycho_driver@lemmy.world
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    Join us for the next episode, when Chris buttsexes anon.

    • Frog@lemmy.ca
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      > I go do butsexxes
      > happy

      • spazzman6156@sh.itjust.works
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        Thanks Chris

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    One time I came back from my lunchtime car scream looking particularly haggard and my boss offered me whisky from his desk. I don’t work there anymore.

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      Sorry I may not understand or don’t have the full context but is it so bad your boss offered you a drink with him?

      Like some sort of bonding right ?

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        The gesture itself was nice, but the fact that he kept hard liquor in his desk to soothe employees at their breaking point was one symptom of the horrible culture at the company.

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          I think you misunderstood why an alcoholic keeps alcohol near their person.

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        They worked for diddy.

        • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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          Ain’t no office party like a p-diddy office party.

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    Fuck it man! Let’s go bowling…

    • general_kitten@sopuli.xyz
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      Fuck it! We ball bowl!

  • rockerface 🇺🇦@lemm.ee
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    We could all use a Chris in our lives every now and then

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    Moral of the story: be like Chris

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    The very rare fake OR gay greentext has blessed you with a visit. Cross-post one billion times or risk having a mild inconvenience over the next month.

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