Ghosts aren’t real

You make some good points, but how can you expect people to read past this!? In-universe, ghosts are 100% real. That’s the entire premise of the movie!

They were making a joke about “planting his seed” meaning impregnating.

Being a teenager I tried it, but it burned.

Everything is better with lasers. Prove me wrong…

The poor girl allegedly lost her job as a preschool teacher over it, too.

I genuinely don’t know what I’m supposed to do with that information. It was an outlandish thing to say and arguably funny. Plus, she knew she was being recorded and maybe even signed a release.

Am I supposed to be angry at the person interviewing people on the street? Other people for sharing it? Her former employer? Myself for laughing?

“no discernible reason”!? I would murder everyone in this room to bring Lil Sebastian back for 5 minutes.

It’s for smoked meats.

The amount of fucks I give about what reddit thinks is practically negative at this point. Bot-infected, corporate, ad-obscured, power-tripping-mod, anti-user, sell-your-content-to-AI toxic swamp Reddit.

You’ve said it a couple times so just FYI it’s “reckon”.

I really don’t understand lazy censoring. You can either not use the thin pen tool or just spend a few more seconds making sure it’s unreadable. What’s the point of doing it at all if people can still decipher what you’re obscuring?

Are we really beholden to the past like that? Things change, and hopefully improve. I know most people say over but my argument for under is that it can do everything over can… But, due to the extra friction, I can also tear it one-handed by ripping fast and the roll won’t continue spinning.

… Left or right?

Have you ever seen a do-it-yourself one without all the flaws and bubbles? If I gave a shit about looking cool in my vehicle I would save up to have it done right.

Is it renewable? No?? Then you can fuck all the way off, fossil Exec’s from fossil fuel companies…

How in the world is it even possible for such a painfully obvious gibbering lunatic to not only run for public office, but quite possibly win?

“Quite possibly”? I don’t know if you’re American or how closely you follow our politics, but… he did win the presidency, in 2016. Definitely disheartening and embarrassing for our country.

It was exactly the shitshow everyone expected: He was impeached twice, but never removed from office. He pulled out of international climate deals, and the strategic nuclear one with Iran. His administration was corrupt, ineffective, fumbled the COVID-19 response, and catered to giant corporations at the expense of working Americans. The fact that he was our president is pathetic, but the worst part is it could happen again, but now with his fascist intentions and planned political revenge…

Of course he supports Donald “I’ll be a dictator on day 1” Trump and thinks he should have immunity from crimes! You can always count on Republicans:

Gaslighting
Obstructing (progress & justice)
Projecting

Yep, this is more of the weird defensive attitude. Thanks for another example.

Dammit, you said animal facts! Whatever, I’m still leaving this here:

• Women suffering from hysterics have to be kept in an asylum with regular administration of cocaine and lead tinctures
• Brown and black people have no souls!
• If you get sick from stagnant water, you can bleed all the ghosts out

Thank you. As a sentient cleaning robot running GLaDOS, I needed context.

Who’s obsessed? It’s a joke about a dude attempting to man-splain even when they’re wrong (I’m a dude and I’ve definitely seen it) and her turning the tables on him. That’s it. To get defensive about that is… weird.