windows 10: uninstall edge
windows 11: uninstall copilot
windows: uninstall
Windows 10 DLC just dropped. Copilot added from Windows 11.
Kill screen: Uninstal McAfee
Instructions unclear, uninstall what?
Nvidia drivers. You beat it by ripping out your GPU and casting it into a volcano
Nvidia is Sauron confirmed.
God.
You patch God out of TempleOS
Windows 11, the settings panel, a terrifying combination of old and new technology.
Win10, the updates that keep loading bloatware and undoing debloater
That shit was the final straw for me…
I was spending so much time trying to fight it to stop doing weird shit that learning Linux was easier path forward.
I literally only have it on a work laptop to keep os familiarity in my toolkit (tech)
Happy cry Linux mode activated… 🐧
The final boss of Windows is to crowbar out a metric shitton of bullshit and you do it with a bunch of registry tweaks and GPedit
- First you pay money to Canonical, and then you load the disc into the PC.
- Animal noises and bongo drums play for some reason and you’re presented with an orange game menu.
- You click on one of the squares stacked clumsily on the left and nothing happens.
- You click it again and it drags with your mouse up the hierarchy.
- Finally, it lets go and a big white square fills the screen, knocking you off your chair.
- A popup window spawns from an empty corner and informs you that there are 25 packages that can be updated.
- Daunted by the unending onslaught, you curl up into a ball and weep
Microsoft Windows ME is the Battletoads of operating systems.
The final boss is acknowledging the hubris of believing you could ever win.
That final boss is easy. Just do Ctrl+Alt+Del, and then start killing all processes one-by-one until you get the blue screen of victory
Blue screen of victory?
Fuck, I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time! 😂🤣
The final boss was Arch in the early days.
The boss fight was troubleshooting your display settings in Xorg.conf blindly, because you didn’t have any screen output after an update.If the game is Elder Scrolls, then I beat the OS by waving my Wabbajack and the Windows OS turns into Linux.
BTRFS deciding it’s corrupt and refusing even read only access.
Edit: You beat it by trashing the disk, using any other file system, restoring from backup and accepting any losses.
I am not nearly computer literate enough to understand what all these comments are talking about. But I expected personal bias to be one of the answers.
Have an upvote just for commenting.
Yes, there’s always gonna be some sort of tech bias regarding such questions. Every OS has flaws, somewhere…
Guru meditation
UNIX: rename your NIC to something human readable
I dunno,
wlxaa392a001f7d
has a nice ring to it
If it’s unix,
sudo rm -rf /*
the system without mercy! If it’s windows, nah, it will win.It would be General Failure reading the disc. I would fsck him up, and replace disc if necessary.
Yes, I know those may be different oses, but I was thinking multiplatform