I don’t read or speak this language, but if Bezos wants to go to Mars, well send him!

One way trip though, don’t come back…

Me: I got fucked by my boss today.

Her: Well did he at least use a condom?

Me: No, he withheld my paycheck, why the hell would you ask that?

Her: Well, I get my paycheck a week early…

Hey, a clock is a clock, the question didn’t ask for an analog clock specifically.

I’d end up having a word with the teacher that marked that sketch wrong.

Brushing before going to the dentist is like shitting and wiping before going to the proctologist. 💩

That seems like a form of sex daily dyslexia, where the letters get jumbled up in your head. Although Nepotism and Poseidon don’t have all exactly the same letters, they are kinda close to being anagrams of each other.

This statement should be observed as a form of basic set theory.

“Wealthy people of color should help minorities but they choose not to”

Within the context of the wording from OP, this restricts the focus to people of color. The same concept should apply to all though, tax the rich and help those in struggle.

Yes, you can say what you want, that’s fine.

I’m still not wrong, the rich should pay their taxes…

That sounds good and proper and all, but here in the USA, all too many vehicle drivers have that asshole carbrain attitude. Like bicycles don’t even belong on the road and they’ll just as soon deliberately run you over.

I’ve had a face to face confrontation with such a carbrained asshole. They can’t even be bothered to use a blinker before turning right in front of a bicycle, and they’re not even driving a BMW.

When confronted, I’ve been threatened that they don’t give a fuck and would just as soon run me over, because bicycle not supposed to be on the road. I wasn’t even on the road that day, I was riding the sidewalk passing a Dollar General.

When I asked the asshole what about pedestrians and baby carriages and other sidewalk transportation, dude huffed and puffed, shrugged his shoulders, and thankfully left.

Me, plus my bicycle, might weigh a grand total of ~200 pounds. The average vehicle here these days tends to weigh like ~3500+ pounds.

I’d just as soon not be right in front of them, especially considering that I have no idea if the dude had a gun or not…

Oh no no no, make no mistake, I do know how to navigate heavy highway traffic on a bicycle. Rule #1 is the rider watches their own ass…

I don’t expect most riders to adopt my sort of riding style though, as my bikes are more intended for BMX flatland on an open basketball court or such. Although my bike has seen many knucklehead travel miles, it’s originally built to do bike tricks on a court.

I do want all bicycle riders to be safe though, but I still don’t see how it’s safe to ride in the middle of the lane…

The original post suggests that only a certain category (minorities) wealthy people should help people of their own race. That statement itself is biased towards certain races…

All wealthy people should be at least partly helping struggling people in some way, shape or form, regardless of color. They should just straight up tax the rich a wealth tax to help people in need.

To make it about race and/or skin color is itself … racist …

Tax the rich yo, what’s any of this got to do with color?

Okay. And your problem with that is what exactly?

Wealthy people of color should help minorities struggling people but they choose not to.

FTFY

Sir, this is a Wendy’s, not a Taco Bell… 😂

Umm, Lilly makes a good point.

Is it fair to ask where this ‘Lilly’ person lives/shops?

I like cooked chicken cheaper than raw chicken too…

I fuck myself…

FTFY

Cycling safety, pay attention to surroundings

Okay, let’s skip past the hypothetical shit, I’ve literally lost not one but two friends that got plastered into road pizza while riding a bike.

Same intersection, not the same day though, but only months apart. They apparently weren’t paying attention to their surroundings. ☹️💀

I only made up the hypothetical because I… I’m sad 😭

Umm, if you’re driving and a deer is in the road, you’ll likely hit it.

If the deer is not in the road but close to the edge, ditch, or fence, you’re much less likely to hit it.

Now as a bicycle rider, think of yourself as the deer…

I live in an area where there are no bike lanes and very few sidewalks.

Being on the white line might not necessarily improve my visibility, but hear me out…

If you’re riding right in front of the vehicle driving like an ass, you got a 100℅ chance of getting hit or run over. But if you keep your bike on the edge of the road, you significantly reduce your chances of getting run over by an idiot.