To be fair, the fact that he was born in Canada was only relevant when he ran for president.
To be more fair, though, Ted Cruz is an abomination that should not be in any position of public trust given that he can only be trusted to be the absolute WORST at any given moment.
I can’t believe Texas STILL has a fucking Canadian born blob fish representing itself in the US Senate
To be fair, the fact that he was born in Canada was only relevant when he ran for president.
To be more fair, though, Ted Cruz is an abomination that should not be in any position of public trust given that he can only be trusted to be the absolute WORST at any given moment.
He’s an agent saboteur
He’s a huge piece of shit.
He’s an agent shitoteur.
Remember when Ted Cruz was always the most dislikable politician in the room? Those were better days. Still shitty. But better.
I thought for sure we were going to get a classic Mitch Hedberg joke from you. Lol. The outline was there.