Not posting this was free.
For everything else, there’s MasterCard
Yeah, try sliding your Mastercard into your urethra.
Using the wrong tool when a vagina can do that all day long with no effort whatsoever.
Why?
Why not?
You do you)
Hotel? Trivago
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I sure miss 5 seconds ago when I haven’t seen this post yet
I remember when I learned what sounding is.
I fondly remember a time period before that.
That was today for me So you all must suffer too
My condolences.
aight fellas, if you want to get into sounding, do not and i repeat do not just insert random objects down your pee hole.
buy a proper sounding kit, either smooth metal or silicone rods will do, and it is often recommended to also use sterile lubricant with them. remember to sterilize those rods too.
Speaking of which
What a terrible day to have eyes…
Actual strawman just dropped
Not this again
Not
thispiss again
I too am a connoisseur of urinary tract infections. /s
That’s painful sounding
Sometimes I wish I have never learned this language
Sounds like a marimba when you get to the bendy bit.
This ain’t a shitpost. It’s a pisspost.
Porn hub should start selling penis sound-pods. A flexible Bluetooth enabled rod that you stick in your penis to receive stimulation via musical sound waves translated into whatever waves are best received via your dick.
New chess grandmaster strat just dropped
