And in another room a father has held his son for the last time… because he threw out his back doing so.

Improv

No

Does she like to sing Tequila?

Almost helped an old lady across the street, but then she said “I need about tree fitty” and that’s when I realized that this old lady was 10 stories tall and a crustacean from the Paleozoic Era.

Bugs Bunny

She’s a shit at least.

Considering that Baja Blast only came out in 2004, I don’t think Cicero said it.

But how many have ninja turtles?

Well yeah, it’s hard to fit a musket in to a candy bar.

A new breed of supercats figured out how to condense themselves enough so that they could fit in those holes. It was a sad day for mice everywhere.

Did you know that dihydrogen monoxide kills more people than any other liquid? And yet, the government does nothing to ban it. This deadly liquid could be anywhere, even in your home!

The Simpsons comes to mind. There’s usually a plot, but it’s not too complicated and each episode is self contained for the most part. Seinfeld is similar with possibly less plot (it is a show about nothing after all).

Star Tropics for the NES.

You don’t matter give up

No, it’s a scientific term for life forms.

That’s Zelda? I thought Zelda was the hero, you know, the guy in the green with the green hat and overalls and threw fireballs.

You forgot “pet my cat” and “feed my cat” and “cuddle with my cat” and “tell my cat that they already have food and won’t be getting any more” and “feed my cat again”.

This is why you always leave at least a one urinal gap.