Funny - it’s one of the few shows I was allowed to watch.

I can’t find the exact quote, but you very nearly quoted Lisa Simpson here.

edit: Still can’t find the exact quote, but it’s from S20E17, “The Good, The Sad and The Drugly.”

I, too, like Yahtzee.

I don’t drink coffee, so maybe I’m too tired to count properly, but don’t most people only have five fingers per hand?

Aren’t “position marker” and “body” fairly innocuous?

That must be awkward when you’re walking around.

This light is very patriotic.

Doppler effect.

I originally bought (yes, bought) Fortnite because a friend and I were super into H1Z1 (now the non-existent “Just Survive” version, RIP) and he thought they would be similar. They certainly weren’t identical, but there was definitely some overlap.

Then PUBG started to get popular and both H1Z1 and Fortnite completely redesigned themselves … One more successfully than the other.

Wasn’t the OG a base building survival game?

This looks different from the movie.

My condolences.

I remember when I learned what sounding is.

I fondly remember a time period before that.

Gentlemen! I bring you …

I’ve never really interacted with them, but from what I’ve read, they have no regard for much of anything.

TIL!

If you do, you won’t be alone.

He doesn’t?

I’m not being sarcastic or making a joke. I thought he won all three categories.

Very hopeful, then!

“Will ever learn” is a bold claim here.