Worked in TV and film. It’s incredibly simple and highly regulated. (The crew member assigned to the parents when you do this is a trained professional and social worker. )
Need a baby to cry in a scene? Ready?
You take it away from mom or dad and place it in the actor’s hands for the five seconds it takes to record. They cry 95% of the time.
That’s it! Movie magic!
And the parents are literally ten feet away, always in eyesight, behind camera. Again, there is nothing more important than the health and safety of children on a modern set.
John Landis would disagree.
It would probably be more difficult to not make a baby cry during filming
A lot of it you can fake pretty well by putting some water on their face and a touch of whatever makeup makes your cheeks a bit rosy.
A lot of the cries the babies have are the “I asked for food and it’s been three minutes and I haven’t gotten it, so I’ll ask louder”, or “I just woke up and forgot I have hands”
“I just woke up and forgot I have hands”
I also wake up and cry because of this, as well as realizing existential dread
Fun fact: For the movie Zone of Interest they used real audio of screaming. They went to Paris when the police were beating protesters and recorded the audio.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyCLFIPAi2o (trigger warning: this video has audio with screaming and gun shots)
i bet they work more on the babies schedule, which includes crying pretttty regularly.
#NotAllBabies
Have you never been around babies? You just have to wait a few minutes.
So I wait a few minutes and then babies are going to just show up?
Or have a Santa’s lap just off screen
I don’t think you need to do anything specific to make a baby cry. They just kinda do that.
However, somebody has the job of filming a crying baby. That’s creepy in its own right.
How much crying baby do you really need on TV or film?
The vast majority of the time it’s just the sound of a crying baby rather than an actual crying baby.
If you really needed a scene like that, a breastfeeding mother could tell you when her baby is going to start mewling wanting the next feed.
I’ve been watching ER, and there’s been a lot of airtime for crying children of all ages.
There is an episode of All In The Family (filmed in the 70s) where Archie is trapped in an elevator and a baby is born there. Offscreen, a loud noise is heard, followed by the sound of the baby crying