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minus-squareSaltSong@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up141arrow-down1·7 months agoI’ve never know a happy Southern Baptist. I’m not interested in being as miserable as them.
minus-squareKingOfSleep@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up99arrow-down1·7 months agoThe Southern Baptist only exist because the other Baptists were against slavery. Fuck every single one of them.
minus-squareskisnow@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up25·7 months agoThe only Southern Baptists I know were really into demonstrative shows of family unity at church, but would frequently get into massive screaming matches where they’d kick their teenage kids out of the house. They’re divorced now.
minus-squareolympicyes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·7 months agoDo you know the best way to keep a Southern Baptist from drinking all of your beer on your fishing trip? Invite a second Southern Baptist.
minus-squarenieminen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·7 months agoHeh, heard that one with Mormon instead
minus-squareAppleTea@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up1·7 months agoCheerful Baptist, really. I think its on accounta all the soda.
I’ve never know a happy Southern Baptist. I’m not interested in being as miserable as them.
The Southern Baptist only exist because the other Baptists were against slavery. Fuck every single one of them.
The only Southern Baptists I know were really into demonstrative shows of family unity at church, but would frequently get into massive screaming matches where they’d kick their teenage kids out of the house. They’re divorced now.
Do you know the best way to keep a Southern Baptist from drinking all of your beer on your fishing trip? Invite a second Southern Baptist.
Heh, heard that one with Mormon instead
Cheerful Baptist, really. I think its on accounta all the soda.