But I'm immune for some reason.
“Thank god, I’m free of that nightmare!”
“Sorry, buddy. Here you go.”
“Thank you. It was cold on the floor.”
Have you considered the possibility that nobody agrees with you because you’re always right and everyone else is always wrong.
Wait, how did you know? Are you my brain slug?
It’s because I’m always wrong. Just don’t think about the implications of this conversation.
(raspy zombie voice) Uhhhhhghh uhh If only all my male role models of my family that the CIA assassinated could see me now
imagine how proud they'd be
That makes no sense at all. You need some air, I suggest you take a walk outside without a hat.
Hey!!! This person doesn’t have a brain slug! Get Them!
I tried but they kept starving to death.
The yerks are on Earth.
What’s a yerk?
Brain slugs from the Animorphs book series.
According to that article they’re called “yeerks”.
You’re totally right, lol
I was spelling from memory and I always pronounced it as “yerk” in my head because it rhymed with “jerk”.
I’m going to leave my mistake, I’m not ashamed to be imperfect.
You spelled it wrong but pronounced it right FWIW. I watched the show and read more than a dozen of the books growing up.
I feel like this could be the official narrative in Russia.
Everyone who criticizes Putin has brain worms
You’d be surprised how many things you can apply it to.
Slugpsism
What are you going to do to people I don’t like?
Attach Brain Slugs to them…
genius.
I think my brain slug might be defective then.
I’ve been told agreeing with me is listed on 6 different sets of criteria of the DSM-5.
… What exactly are your opinions? lol
You know, the usual stuff… Gummy worms are underrated, autumn is the best season, Lemmy’s better than reddit, there’s a big omniscient Pudu in the sky watching over all of us, Elon Musk is an SVR asset, Diddy was a CIA asset and so is 75% of the entertainment industry, non corporeal conscious intelligent entities not only exist, they influence our behavior all the time in our everyday lives, machine elves are the cause of me losing objects; logic is a fundamentally flawed system so we can’t trust anything we think, and economists are just 21st century soothsayers/magi/clerics/fortune tellers for the current dominant imperial religion.
Nothing too exciting.
Autumn is the best season. Gummy worms are a little underrated. The rest sounds like scientology and schizophrenia, I’ll be fr with you.
Yeah, fully aware.
Opening Pandora’s box
Hey, this Pandora’s gotta know.
Hack3900 gets it.
