“Respectable golf game”? Don’t you know that Dear Orange Asshole once shot a 17? Impossible you say? The ball bounced out of the hole and rolled all the way to the next hole, thereby beating Kim Jong Il’s record of 18 holes in one in a row.
Somewhere on the interwebs, years ago, I read a story about Donnie Douchebag playing golf with Michael Jordan. Mike had landed on the green with his first snot on a Par 3, and Fat Fuck picked it up and threw it in a sand trap. Drumpf’s own caddy told Mike what had happened, apparently.
A respectable golf game and a toilet made of solid gold.
“Respectable golf game”? Don’t you know that Dear Orange Asshole once shot a 17? Impossible you say? The ball bounced out of the hole and rolled all the way to the next hole, thereby beating Kim Jong Il’s record of 18 holes in one in a row.
There’s even a book about it.
https://www.hachettebookgroup.com/titles/rick-reilly/commander-in-cheat/9780316528030/
Somewhere on the interwebs, years ago, I read a story about Donnie Douchebag playing golf with Michael Jordan. Mike had landed on the green with his first snot on a Par 3, and Fat Fuck picked it up and threw it in a sand trap. Drumpf’s own caddy told Mike what had happened, apparently.