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Frxlr@lemmy.ca to Comic Strips@lemmy.world · 4 months ago

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  • A_Very_Big_Fan@lemmy.world
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    Futurama ass joke lol

  • TheLeadenSea@sh.itjust.works
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    That’s… not how cloning works. It just copies genotype, not memories

    • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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      Memories are stored in dna we all played assassin’s creed you just look foolish here

      • undeffeined@lemmy.ml
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        Incorrect, memories are stored in the balls

        • Siethron@lemmy.world
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          That’s why you’re forgetful when you’ve been holding you pee a while. Not enough room for both.

        • BigFig@lemmy.world
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          Right next to the piss??

          • BreakerSwitch@lemmy.world
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            Mixed in with the piss. It’s a little gritty so it doesn’t flow out at the same rate, but this is why you forget things. Memories caught up in the stream

        • dalekcaan@feddit.nl
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          Emotions are stored in the shaft

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          balls are stored in the dna havent you played dr mario

      • RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.world
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        Epigentics enters the chat

    • guy@piefed.social
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      Yes and that would have made a boring comic. This one was funny.

    • nexguy@lemmy.world
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      Memories are stored in the balls

    • Yondoza@sh.itjust.works
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      Still a great silly little comic that made me laugh.

    • cRazi_man@europe.pub
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      That’s not how comics work. The joke is in the silliness, not the logic.

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      Damn, thanks for pointing out the mistakes in that four panel comics with a instant clone-o-matic cum incinerator contraption that works with a drop of goop.

      • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        cum incinerator contraption

        I was in a band by that name.

        For some reason, we didn’t do very well in the Bible Belt 🤷

        • Rob T Firefly@lemmy.world
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          I saw you guys when you opened for the Revolting Cocks. Good set!

    • higgsboson@piefed.social
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      Pshaw.

      Next you’ll try to tell me we can not create a full-grown adult with the pull of a lever.

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        i can get full grown heads but the bodies grow normal rate they all look like this

        • slappyfuck@lemmy.ca
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          Molly, you’re looking awfully apish!

    • devfuuu@lemmy.world
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      It’s all stored in the Akashic records. With the right tech it can be done.

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      Yet, most human clones share their last name.

      Identical twins are natural clones and most of them share their last name (at least at birth and in childhood). So there is a correlation you can’t deny between being a clone and sharing a name. Destroyed by pure logic. Checkmate atheist

    • Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip
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      Frank Herbert lied??

    • NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone
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      Wrong, the Kwisatz Haderach can access all ancestral memories of both his female and male lineages directly from his DNA.

    • Sibshops@lemmy.myserv.one
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      Clearly you are not familiar with the ways of cloning.

    • slappyfuck@lemmy.ca
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      I know you’re being taken to task for this lol so I’m sorry, I’m not trying to pile on, but this is a HUGE pet peeve for me in fiction! Especially Hitler stuff. I would love to do a story about an Orthodox Jewish family that raises a baby cloned Hitler to be a devout Jew.

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    Not a single MFer in here seen Pushing Dasies?

    • yyyesss?@lemmy.world
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      or Torchwood?

    • Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip
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      Or Tru Calling?

    • helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world
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      Canceled too soon

    • FenrirIII@lemmy.world
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      PD was canceled too soon

      • Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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        There’s hope yet, season 3 is in the works but still has to be picked up

    • RunningInRVA@lemmy.world
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      Nope, just us DFers.

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    Removed by mod

    • TonyTonyChopper@mander.xyz
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      same energy

      • everett@lemmy.ml
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        More like nomsense.

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        I’ve seen this before and the most lefty nonsense to me is the amount of olive oil you’re putting on a “quick lunch” like, I hate to break it to you but you’re going to be spending your evening in the bathroom.

        • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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          i do that anyways

    • Phineaz@feddit.org
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      You’re some far right propaganda

      • monkeyslikebananas2@lemmy.world
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        BOOM! Gottem!

      • diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world
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        Your mom is far right propaganda

        • Phineaz@feddit.org
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          Because she made you straight?

          (/s, gay is neither an insult nor something that can be “fixed” )

    • Johanno@feddit.org
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      Well then explain.

      I don’t get it.

      What is far right here?

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        I don’t get it.

        What is far right here?

        He was probably trying to make a Eugenics joke. But without a /s denoting sarcasm his statement looks exactly like a statement. Now he’s butthurt that people didn’t see how clever his ambiguous statement was.

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      What?

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      If this is a joke, I don’t get the reference.

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